Tequila Is The Devil

[Encryptic]

I can barely post anything intelligible right now, thanks to my wife's cousin egging me on to drink 12+ shots of Cuervo, in between cans from a 12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft. Happy Memorial Day!

 

[mrCide]

i did good with about 5 shots and a few beers..

i took em straight, wasnt bad at all.. cheers

 

[dirtboy]

Yea, I know what you mean. I'm banned from drinking tequila...

 

[Jhill]

Rookie

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Pfft... tequila, that's so rookie

<---- drinking true jungle juice right now... everclear and juicy juice.

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

Indeed it is my friend.

The devil nearly cost me my life one night with a .38BAL that landed me in the hospital and jail.
Now I stick with a much less dangerous substance... God's very own herb.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.

 

[Squisher]

Move on up to the good stuff.

Try some Herradura

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.

Gather around children, its time for a story!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Phuz

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.

Gather around children, its time for a story!

:camera:'s

 

[Platypus]

lightweight

 

u8932hio;/eqvf 4t3t'ghi'T$ ... that was my forehead.

 

[Aquaman]

foosball is the devil

ps. can anyone name the movie that is from

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
I can barely post anything intelligible right now, thanks to my wife's cousin egging me on to drink 12+ shots of Cuervo, in between cans from a 12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft. Happy Memorial Day!

Yep, I once kissed the baby after drinking an insane amount of Tequila. After many years, I still can not stand the smell of it.

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

that's a lot of alcohol... if i drank that much, all the water in my body would probably be replaced with CH3CH2OH

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Phuz

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.

Gather around children, its time for a story!

I would truly like to accomodate your desire for a good story, and it is a very good one, but even in my most intoxicated state I would never relate the facts of that night to even my closest family members, let alone a bunch of horny nolife geeks on an internet forum. I will only say that tequila makes me my own worst enemy.

Peace and love.

Mike

 

[Krakerjak]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
foosball is the devil

ps. can anyone name the movie that is from

Cheers,
Aquaman

I clicked on this thread thinking the same thing.

The medulla Oblongata part gets funnier every time i see it.

 

[Eli]

12? Christ, I wouldn't be able to do that.

<-- Lightweight.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
foosball is the devil

ps. can anyone name the movie that is from

Cheers,
Aquaman

Water Boy!

Duh.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Aquaman
foosball is the devil

ps. can anyone name the movie that is from

Cheers,
Aquaman

Water Boy!

Duh.

You are hte winar

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Hooligan]

i:heart:tequila

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Eli
12? Christ, I wouldn't be able to do that.

<-- Lightweight.

I didn't think I would be able to either. :Q As it is, it's almost 12 hours later and I still feel a little hammered. I haven't puked or woken up with a hangover though . The hangover preventative to end all hangover preventatives: Take a couple of Aleve before you go to sleep. No matter how drunk you are, that will help a lot. If only I'd done that the last time I got this drunk.... Ugh.

 

[AstIsis]

yummm..tequila!

Margarita time!!!

 

[StageLeft]

I'm oblivious to peer pressure with certain things. Tequila is one such thing. I just won't do it. I've had about 2 shots in my life. Certainly the grossiest thing (other than tofu) I've ever put in my mouth. Utterly disgusting.

 

[vi edit]

mmmmmmmm.....tekillya