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Tequila Is The Devil

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Encryptic

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I can barely post anything intelligible right now, thanks to my wife's cousin egging me on to drink 12+ shots of Cuervo, in between cans from a 12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft. Happy Memorial Day! 😀
 
Indeed it is my friend.

The devil nearly cost me my life one night with a .38BAL that landed me in the hospital and jail.
Now I stick with a much less dangerous substance... God's very own herb. 🙂
 
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.
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Gather around children, its time for a story!
 
Originally posted by: Phuz
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.
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Gather around children, its time for a story!
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:camera:'s 😀
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
I can barely post anything intelligible right now, thanks to my wife's cousin egging me on to drink 12+ shots of Cuervo, in between cans from a 12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft. Happy Memorial Day! 😀
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Yep, I once kissed the baby after drinking an insane amount of Tequila. After many years, I still can not stand the smell of it.
 
Originally posted by: Phuz
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I banned myself from drinking tequila about 10 years ago after I beat the crap out of myself.:Q Damn, a broken nose, a busted lip and several loose teeth were not fun.
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Gather around children, its time for a story!
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I would truly like to accomodate your desire for a good story, and it is a very good one, but even in my most intoxicated state I would never relate the facts of that night to even my closest family members, let alone a bunch of horny nolife geeks on an internet forum. I will only say that tequila makes me my own worst enemy.

Peace and love.

Mike
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
foosball is the devil 😉

ps. can anyone name the movie that is from 😀

Cheers,
Aquaman
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I clicked on this thread thinking the same thing.

The medulla Oblongata part gets funnier every time i see it.
 
Originally posted by: Eli
12? Christ, I wouldn't be able to do that.

<-- Lightweight.
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I didn't think I would be able to either. :Q As it is, it's almost 12 hours later and I still feel a little hammered. I haven't puked or woken up with a hangover though 😀. The hangover preventative to end all hangover preventatives: Take a couple of Aleve before you go to sleep. No matter how drunk you are, that will help a lot. If only I'd done that the last time I got this drunk.... Ugh.
 
I'm oblivious to peer pressure with certain things. Tequila is one such thing. I just won't do it. I've had about 2 shots in my life. Certainly the grossiest thing (other than tofu) I've ever put in my mouth. Utterly disgusting.
 
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