Info Tell me something that will make me go "Wow!"

[pete6032]

Tell me

 

[BoomerD]

How do you turn a gas into a solid?



Push a but harder.

 

[highland145]

Your Mom likes anal. Ask me how I know.

 

[IronWing]

Over a lifetime, the average person will produce over eighteen pounds of zit puss.

 

[pete6032]

Your Mom likes anal. Ask me how I know.

How?

 

[Muse]

Read Lolita, you may never say "wow" again. Probably less, anyway.

 

[brianmanahan]

show me your best owen wilson impression

 

[BoomerD]

Your Mom likes anal. Ask me how I know.

But who knew she liked giving it? Have you healed yet?

 

[highland145]

How?

Yelling "Put it in my ass" is a good indicator.

But who knew she liked giving it? Have you healed yet?

You should ask that of yourself or is the grand canyon still too painful?

 

[BoomerD]

Cause that's what she spent your college fund on.
You should ask that of yourself or is the grand canyon still too painful?

pfft...it was like throwing a toothpick into a boxcar...

errrr...I mean...ummm.....

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Your Mom likes anal. Ask me how I know.

Weak. His mommy is his sister.

 

[snoopy7548]

Everyone here who is making jokes about your mom have never even met her.

 

[dank69]

The orca is a natural predator to moose.

 

[highland145]

Everyone here who is making jokes about your mom have never even met her.

I didn't bother asking her name, true.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hummingbirds have a heart rate of around 1,200 beats per minute, which is about 10 times faster than OP's mom during climax.

 

[dank69]

 

[Amol S.]

I have a crush on a forumer. The downside is, I do not know her age or if she is single. Furthermore, I can not even PM her because she would learn I am currently jobless.

 

[dank69]

I have a crush on a forumer. The downside is, I do not know her age or if she is single. Furthermore, I can not even PM her because she would learn I am currently jobless.

He is definitely single, and in his 40s

 

[BudAshes]

He is definitely single, and in his 40s

They prefer they, them, their.

 

[Amol S.]

He is definitely single, and in his 40s

I can assure you, it's a she.

 

[BoomerD]

They prefer they, them, their.

Run...run fast and far...

 

[SKORPI0]

Aluminum Was Once More Valuable Than Gold - #77

150 Facts That Will Make You Say "Wow!" | Best Life (bestlifeonline.com)

 

[Muse]

Aluminum Was Once More Valuable Than Gold - #77

150 Facts That Will Make You Say "Wow!" | Best Life (bestlifeonline.com)

#11 is suspect:

It's called "gaze detection," and it's the sense your brain uses when it feels someone staring at you. Research has shown that certain brain cells fire in response to when someone is staring right at you, but not when the observer's gaze is averted just a few degrees to the left or right of you (which causes different cells to fire instead). We've evolved with this ability in order to sense potential threats, as the direct gaze is a symbol of dominance.

As a guy who majored in physics I find this absurd... unless you have observed something suggesting that you ARE being watched.

However, this song does resonate:

Somebody's Watching You

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Women fear me.
Fish fear me.
Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk.
No beast dare make a sound in my presence.
I stand alone on this barren earth.

 

[feralkid]

Hummingbirds have a heart rate of around 1,200 beats per minute, which is about 10 times faster than OP's mom during climax.

Also hummingbirds cannot walk.


Someone else can finish the joke...