Meh. I can handle women on pms.
I also have this thing called selective hearing.
I can actually tuned out an entire conversation if I want to (had to once)
1. You're not always right.
2. You've got a hell of a lot more to learn about life.
3. The "old people" have a lot of wisdom to pass along if you'll listen.
4. No matter what your problem is, someone else HAS experienced it before.
5. You will grow old and fat.
6. Old people still feel the same inside as they did when they were 25.
7. Treasure your parents and family, you'll live longer than them and will miss them.
8. Your girlfriend/wife/SO cannot be fully trusted NO MATTER WHAT.
9. Friends will outlast marriages.
10. Stop drinking and drugging now. It only gets worse later.
11. Music really isn't that important after all.
12. If you think it's hard staying in shape at 25, try it when you're 40.
13. Your life gets infinitely more complex as you get older.
Ah, there's more, but I'm tired of typing.
2. You've got a hell of a lot more to learn about life.
3. The "old people" have a lot of wisdom to pass along if you'll listen.
4. No matter what your problem is, someone else HAS experienced it before.
5. You will grow old and fat.
6. Old people still feel the same inside as they did when they were 25.
7. Treasure your parents and family, you'll live longer than them and will miss them.
8. Your girlfriend/wife/SO cannot be fully trusted NO MATTER WHAT.
9. Friends will outlast marriages.
10. Stop drinking and drugging now. It only gets worse later.
11. Music really isn't that important after all.
12. If you think it's hard staying in shape at 25, try it when you're 40.
13. Your life gets infinitely more complex as you get older.
Ah, there's more, but I'm tired of typing.
This is a Tension Sheet?. It's just like that stuff you get for packing paper, but painted red with 'tension sheet' printed on it. Tomorrow morning go down to the patent office and register it.
i woudln't necessarily agree with some of those....
5 (you will be as fit as your life style choices)
that's about it
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
i woudln't necessarily agree with some of those....
5 (you will be as fit as your life style choices)
that's about it
And how old are you? My point is that you won't have the body you do now. I'm not fat, but I don't have the body of a 25 year old. I was in better shape at 35 than I was at 25 by far because I took an hour or so a day to get in shape.
I thought that was the whole fvcking point. Of course it wont drop much or at all if you have fvcked between 16 and 25 or even 19 and 25.
Jesus.
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gossip, office politics, bitching, etc.
I'm only 27, and I get along with pretty much all the women age 20-45ish, but once they are still a secretary and older than 45 they tend to be a little bitchy, technology challenged, and exhibit all the qualities of your mom/grandmother you can't stand
Originally posted by: jemcam
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
i woudln't necessarily agree with some of those....
5 (you will be as fit as your life style choices)
that's about it
And how old are you?
29. And also doing exercise regularly (4 times a week).
Where I go exercise I see folks who are older which are in rather good shape. Not all of them of course, but that's besides the point.
When a woman says she needs more space, that usually means: Without you in it. If she has not already saddled a new stallion, she has at least cut a new pony from the heard.
Stay in shape, it gets harder to get back into shape as you get older.
Always get to know the family before you marry the girl.
Stay in shape, it gets harder to get back into shape as you get older.
Always get to know the family before you marry the girl.
enter a state of mind of "don't give a fvck". If they bitch at you for not fixing the printer sooner (as an example), tell them that you have a list of priorities, and following them. If she has problems with that, to complain to your boss. Your just doing your job. Your job is not to listen to her complain. That's what a psychologist is for.
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1) Credit reports are pretty dam important, don't neglect them and dispute everything. The worst that could happen is that something negative is removed.
2) If there's an option to NOT be on a lease while renting, take it. Also with bills in your name, sht happens and the less liability you have the better.
3) Aggressive driving does not pay off... it won't kill you to get there 3 minutes later and ticket/accident free.
4) Girls are way more selective at 25+ than <25, so have fun while you can!
2) If there's an option to NOT be on a lease while renting, take it. Also with bills in your name, sht happens and the less liability you have the better.
3) Aggressive driving does not pay off... it won't kill you to get there 3 minutes later and ticket/accident free.
4) Girls are way more selective at 25+ than <25, so have fun while you can!
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wow, that's scary. That is the exact situation I had today, where a secretary was bitching because she had to walk 40 more steps to a different printer because the part to fix the one she usually uses won't be in until tomorrow. I wouldn't say I complained to my boss, but I let her know I didn't appreciate people bitching at me when there were alternative printers to use and the part was in fact on it's way. She just said don't worry about it, be glad half the people are happy half the time, and its not like I have control over how quickly a part gets here!
no no. I didn't mean for you to complain to your boss. I meant if the "client" is not happy with your preformance no matter what for HER to discuss it with your boss. Chances are (if your boss is not an idiot), he'll back you up. But it appeared in your situation she had some common sense. That's good =)
Best post evar! I agree more than I could ever explain. Women are sooooo moody. If I have to put up with the BS, I better be hitting it.....and in an office full of fat ugly b!tches, that ain't flyin.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience?I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you?ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can?t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked?.You?re not as fat as you
imagine. Don?t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don?t be reckless with other people?s hearts, don?t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don?t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you?re ahead, sometimes
you?re behind?the race is long, and in the end, it?s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don?t feel guilty if you don?t know what you want to do with your
life?the most interesting people I know didn?t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don?t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you?ll miss them when they?re gone. Maybe you?ll marry, maybe you won?t, maybe you?ll have children,maybe
you won?t, maybe you?ll divorce at 40, maybe you?ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary?what ever you do, don?t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either ? your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else?s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can?don?t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it?s the greatest instrument you?ll ever
own.. Dance?even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don?t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they?ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you?ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don?t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don?t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it?s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen?
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience?I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you?ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can?t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked?.You?re not as fat as you
imagine. Don?t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don?t be reckless with other people?s hearts, don?t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don?t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you?re ahead, sometimes
you?re behind?the race is long, and in the end, it?s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don?t feel guilty if you don?t know what you want to do with your
life?the most interesting people I know didn?t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don?t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you?ll miss them when they?re gone. Maybe you?ll marry, maybe you won?t, maybe you?ll have children,maybe
you won?t, maybe you?ll divorce at 40, maybe you?ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary?what ever you do, don?t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either ? your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else?s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can?don?t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it?s the greatest instrument you?ll ever
own.. Dance?even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don?t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they?ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you?ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don?t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don?t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it?s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen?
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