Teenagers Arrested For Choking Their Chickens

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http://www.sacbee.com/2010/12/02/3227516/3-arrested-in-strangling-of-concord.html

CONCORD -- Police say three teenage boys have been released into their parents' custody after being arrested in the strangling of two chickens at a Concord elementary school.

The boys, two 15-year-olds and a 14-year-old, all from Concord, were arrested on Wednesday on suspicion of burglary and animal cruelty. A school resource officer at El Monte Elementary School allegedly developed evidence of their involvement.

Police say Linny, a Rhode Island Red chicken, and Maxine, an Ameraucana chicken, were killed late Nov. 23 or early Nov. 24 after the suspects forced open a door to their chicken coop. The school was closed for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Concord police Lt. David Hughes described the killings as a random, spontaneous act.

Four other chickens were unharmed.

 

[blackdogdeek]

they're doing it wrong

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Did they bukkake?


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Oh wait the article was talking about REAL chickens. :whiste:

 

[her209]

Sounds like they need to get laid.

:awe:

 

[blackdogdeek]

Sounds like they need to get laid.

:awe:

boo-urns!

 

[Homerboy]

well now, to be fair, they were arrested for choking somebody else's chickens.

Side note: Elementary schools have chickens?

 

[Perknose]

Sounds like they need to get laid.

:awe:

Eggs-ackly!

The objects of their crime: I hope they made clean breasts of it. :whiste:

 

[Gillbot]

 

[Blackjack200]

At least they didn't grab anyone's cock.

 

[Beev]

Serial killers in the making. Give them the death penalty.