*$%#@ Techs are pissing me off!!! (Work Rant)

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Darien

Originally posted by: shinerburke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! They just did it again....I'm about to leave work when my phone rings...I pick it up and it's Chen or Chin or Chan or whatever the hell his name is.....I sit there trying to decipher his incomprehensible babble when I just finally give up and ask to speak to his boss....that alone took several minutes....I get him on the phone and he tells me that they are having a problem running a SQL query on one of the servers....I ask him which SQL server it is and he says...."SQL isn't running on it, we want to run the query to see if SQL can be installed on it." WTF?????.....I swear I'm going home and getting sh1tfaced......*&%#%$@ FTards!!!

??? WTF!!! Running a SQL query to see if SQL will run on that server??? oh my God. That is so fricken stupid im acutally lost for words.

as far as your first rant, very good i give it a 9.0. put a cypher lock on the door to keep the morons out of the server room.

 

[LANMAN]

DO WE WORK AT THE SAME COMPANY??? :Q :Q :Q

Oh, and after your done, can you save my favorites? I really like them, and I don't know what I would do without them." -- End Looser

I'm going to have to start calling you "Nick Burns - The Computer Guy"!! This would make a great show on the next Sat. Night Live!!
This thread almost had me in tears from laughing so hard.. not that I like to see you go through all this crap with SomeTing Wong , but because I get the same crap almost every day.

Crap like:

" You mean a forward slash isn't the same as a back slash?"

" What happended to everything I had in my 'start, run' window? I had a whole list of different commands that I used and now their gone." -- Shortly after she realized pressing the clear button for recent documents had a side effect.

Admin: "I've hooked up a KVM switch for all the servers so we can now control all the servers from one location"
User: "Oh no, you have to put that back the way it was because my keyboard was programmed with macros."
Admin: " No, it's the same funtion, just a different keyboard. Your macros are still there."
User: "How can that be, you just said you replaced the keyboard with a new one?"[/i]

Must I go on??? What bar you going to be at so I can buy the first round! We can drink all night and make fun of these end loosers or what I like to call the ( ID10T Error ) when they call.

I give you a 9.9!! This one made my chest hurt from laughing!! I'm so glad I'm not the only Admin in this world working with complete morons!!

--LANMAN

 

[frizzlefry]

ni shi ben dan!

 

[LANMAN]

Does this sound familar??

--LANMAN

 

[LANMAN]

^

 

[Swanny]

you might want to stop buying memory for your Compaq servers at Billy Bob Joe Don's Bait Shop and Computer Emporium

You have just added a good line my sig

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Damn I hate stupid people!!! These monkey dung for brains assclowns that work for a company I support moved a server over the weekend and just randomly plugged it in and expected it to work. Well of freaking course it didn't you damn tards!! The *(&%*@# switch you plugged it into didn't even have power running to it?..you're first clue should have been when it was sitting on a shelf behind the network rack and NOT in the rack itself. Ok?.so I have to come in early Sunday morning but that gets fixed?now the *#@&^R*% morons are bitching about slowness issues with their server communicating?."oh it has to be the network"?."you have something misconfigured"?."the cable must be bad" and on and on and on and on??I get in and look at it?the dumbasses had updated their NIC driver on Monday and it had reset to 10/Half instead of 100/Full?.well duh you &)*$% geniuses?..how about checking that before you call my boss and start bitching to him about how the network is always slow?.and while you're at it learn to speak English?I don't speak Mandarin and never will since I have no desire to move to that craptastic part of the world?..one other thing?.don't put a second processor in an NT server and expect it to be recognized magically?..you damn Ftards piss me off when you do crap like that and then call me TWO FREAKING MONTHS LATER to find out why your second processor that you never told anyone you were installing wasn't working?.oh one other thing you brilliant schmucks?.you might want to stop buying memory for your Compaq servers at Billy Bob Joe Don's Bait Shop and Computer Emporium or wherever the hell you get that cheap ass no name garbage?..gee I wonder why you have so many memory errors? Maybe it's because you are paying more for a Pepsi than you are a stick of memory?..Halleluiah Holy Sh1t!! Where's the Tylenol?

Testify!

 

[KingNothing]

You all should read through this

 

[shiner]

Chan, I'm pretty sure now that's his name, only called me once today......he was saying something about their router config being wrong because they weren't getting prompted for their credentials to get out to the Internet today......I talked to him in a normal voice but about every ten words I would just blurt out ALBATROSS, like the old Python sketch, anyway I think I either scared him or freaked him out because after about the 20th time I said Albatross he mumbled something about needing to go.