*$%#@ Techs are pissing me off!!! (Work Rant)

shiner

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Damn I hate stupid people!!! These monkey dung for brains assclowns that work for a company I support moved a server over the weekend and just randomly plugged it in and expected it to work. Well of freaking course it didn't you damn tards!! The *(&%*@# switch you plugged it into didn't even have power running to it?..you're first clue should have been when it was sitting on a shelf behind the network rack and NOT in the rack itself. Ok?.so I have to come in early Sunday morning but that gets fixed?now the *#@&^R*% morons are bitching about slowness issues with their server communicating?."oh it has to be the network"?."you have something misconfigured"?."the cable must be bad" and on and on and on and on??I get in and look at it?the dumbasses had updated their NIC driver on Monday and it had reset to 10/Half instead of 100/Full?.well duh you &)*$% geniuses?..how about checking that before you call my boss and start bitching to him about how the network is always slow?.and while you're at it learn to speak English?I don't speak Mandarin and never will since I have no desire to move to that craptastic part of the world?..one other thing?.don't put a second processor in an NT server and expect it to be recognized magically?..you damn Ftards piss me off when you do crap like that and then call me TWO FREAKING MONTHS LATER to find out why your second processor that you never told anyone you were installing wasn't working?.oh one other thing you brilliant schmucks?.you might want to stop buying memory for your Compaq servers at Billy Bob Joe Don's Bait Shop and Computer Emporium or wherever the hell you get that cheap ass no name garbage?..gee I wonder why you have so many memory errors? Maybe it's because you are paying more for a Pepsi than you are a stick of memory?..Halleluiah Holy Sh1t!! Where's the Tylenol?
 

Chadder007

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w00t! ....?
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RaySun2Be

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Dasm, what a bunch of maroons. I'd rant too. :|

They shouldn't be allowed to touch an Etch-a-Sketch, let alone given access to a server. :Q

 

Demon-Xanth

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I give it an 8 on the energy score only becuase it didn't involve damaging equipment and/or coworkers.
 
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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I give it an 8 on the energy score only becuase it didn't involve damaging equipment and/or coworkers.

That can be cured with a quick installation of an Etherkiller or two. :D

If you don't know, don't ask me to tell you.

- M4H
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Dasm, what a bunch of maroons. I'd rant too. :|

They shouldn't be allowed to touch an Etch-a-Sketch, let alone given access to a server. :Q

"I need to reboot my computer :: shake shake shake shake ::" :D
 

Darien

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8.7 -- nice, solidly constucted rant. well, for a good, effective rant anyways ;)

Funny as hell too.

Halleluiah Holy Sh1t!! Where's the Tylenol?

Nice line to end it.
 

CurtCold

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Originally posted by: Stark
I give that rant a 9.
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Bump......

If he broke some stuff he would get an undeniable 10....
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Halleluiah Holy Sh1t!! Where's the Tylenol?

Clark? Is that you?

:D

Yes and we're going to have the merriest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny F'ing Kay!

As for destryoing equipment.....really not my style....

 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Dasm, what a bunch of maroons. I'd rant too. :|

They shouldn't be allowed to touch an Etch-a-Sketch, let alone given access to a server. :Q

"I need to reboot my computer :: shake shake shake shake ::" :D



Oh man, this thread is chock full of sig material. LOL.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Descartes
I've had a rather rough week myself, so I just ranted vicariously through you.

Thanks! :D

No problem....maybe it's just a bad week all around since we haven't seen the Sun in Tulsa since sometime Sunday.....it's like I've suddenly been transported to Seattle or something....damn dreary days.....nah....it's the morons that are pissing me off....weather isn't great but I can handle that....it's definitely the F'Tards that are ruining my week...
 

FettsBabe

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LMAO. I give you a 10 for throwing in a "National Lampoons Chistmas Vacation" line.

Superb....good job. :D