teamkilling in Battlefield 2

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Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: raildogg
i love it. getting in a helicopter, yelling at guys to get in, and when its full, take off. elevate at high altituge and BAM, parachute out. and by the time they realize it, its too late :D. oh and "accidently" running over teammates in your T98 never gets old :)

one of my favorites is planting dyno on a vehicle that you're supposed to get but a teammate gets before you. if i cant get it, then noone can!

what about you?
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What is your Battlefield 2 name?
 
Googer

Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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We can work togheter and completly massicre our team. What is the name you use? :evil:
 
kranky

kranky

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: raildogg
Relax, pwning a few teammates isn't going to hurt anybody!
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Ah, now I understand. You're that guy who called CS tech support crying because you couldn't kill anyone, so now you play BF2 and kill the only players who aren't shooting back at you. And that's "pwnage". You are the l33tzor!
 
0roo0roo

0roo0roo

No Lifer
Sep 21, 2002
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wasn't there a thread with links to pic comics of bf2 made from ms paint? lots of funny but true stuff:)
 
rudder

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Years ago, I'd get 3 friends together and we'd start a Starcraft 4 vs. computer game that people liked to start to make their record better. We wouldn't ally victory, so we'd have a fake civil war at the end where the 4th guy would get killed and he'd get a loss on his record. Sometimes we'd do 2 vs 2 with 3 of us too. The one on the visitor's team would act dumb and attack his partner with SUVs or whatever resource collectors, pretending that he was a newbie. Fun times.
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OMG thats hilarious. I never did anything that fun in college.
 
arcenite

arcenite

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Years ago, I'd get 3 friends together and we'd start a Starcraft 4 vs. computer game that people liked to start to make their record better. We wouldn't ally victory, so we'd have a fake civil war at the end where the 4th guy would get killed and he'd get a loss on his record. Sometimes we'd do 2 vs 2 with 3 of us too. The one on the visitor's team would act dumb and attack his partner with SUVs or whatever resource collectors, pretending that he was a newbie. Fun times.
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OMG thats hilarious. I never did anything that fun in college.
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Yeah... Exciting.
 
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BD2003

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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There was this one time that this squad full of elitest bastards were owning the black hawk, and refused to let anyone else in. There was 6 of them, and every time anyone else would get in theyd refuse to take off. So one time I tried to get in, and they started whining. I got out, and planted a c4 on the chopper. Waited for them to take off and be a blip in the distance, before I pressed the magic button.

The little poof in the sky, 6 "wtfs!!!", and server browser 2 seconds later was totally, totally worth it.
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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I am not sure if the OP is meant to be a joke or not, but that annoys me to no end. :p

I love BF2 and I really enjoy taking seriousness in it, I try my hardest when I play.
 
AMCRambler

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2001
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My favorite thing to do when I see a narb put some c4 on his own teams chopper is to wait for him to blow it up, and then snipe him between the eyes. I even warn them. I'll be like "dont do it retard, dont even think about it...." CRACK!
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: AMCRambler
My favorite thing to do when I see a narb put some c4 on his own teams chopper is to wait for him to blow it up, and then snipe him between the eyes. I even warn them. I'll be like "dont do it retard, dont even think about it...." CRACK!
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Best is to use the defibrulator on those guys.
 
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Kibbo86

Senior member
Oct 9, 2005
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Not usually a TKer but. . .

Once, playing Ghost Recon drunk out of my gourd, was laying near out spawn point trying to sneak into a good snipe position. Someone, I assumed one on our side, kept shooting me in the legs with a really weak pistol; just enough to keep me from aiming and to gimp me. After a few rounds, I lost my patience, pulled out my hand cannon to take out the jerk. Unfortunately, there were three guys behind me, making target selection difficult in my addled state.

So I shot them all.

Realizing that I was going to be booted anyway, I decided to hobble to the spawn point and started slaughtering my team as they popped into view. I emptied 4 clips of my Desert Eagle before one of them figured out what was happening and took me down, at which point the server admin stopped the game.

I'm not exactly proud of my actions, but it sure was fun.

Moral:

Always keep a big pistol on hand.
 
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CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: Kibbo86
Not usually a TKer but. . .

Once, playing Ghost Recon drunk out of my gourd, was laying near out spawn point trying to sneak into a good snipe position. Someone, I assumed one on our side, kept shooting me in the legs with a really weak pistol; just enough to keep me from aiming and to gimp me. After a few rounds, I lost my patience, pulled out my hand cannon to take out the jerk. Unfortunately, there were three guys behind me, making target selection difficult in my addled state.

So I shot them all.

Realizing that I was going to be booted anyway, I decided to hobble to the spawn point and started slaughtering my team as they popped into view. I emptied 4 clips of my Desert Eagle before one of them figured out what was happening and took me down, at which point the server admin stopped the game.

I'm not exactly proud of my actions, but it sure was fun.

Moral:

Always keep a big pistol on hand.
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haha!
Or in BF2's case, a fully loaded DAO-12 :D
 
Spike

Spike

Diamond Member
Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: Kibbo86
Not usually a TKer but. . .

Once, playing Ghost Recon drunk out of my gourd, was laying near out spawn point trying to sneak into a good snipe position. Someone, I assumed one on our side, kept shooting me in the legs with a really weak pistol; just enough to keep me from aiming and to gimp me. After a few rounds, I lost my patience, pulled out my hand cannon to take out the jerk. Unfortunately, there were three guys behind me, making target selection difficult in my addled state.

So I shot them all.

Realizing that I was going to be booted anyway, I decided to hobble to the spawn point and started slaughtering my team as they popped into view. I emptied 4 clips of my Desert Eagle before one of them figured out what was happening and took me down, at which point the server admin stopped the game.

I'm not exactly proud of my actions, but it sure was fun.

Moral:

Always keep a big pistol on hand.
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haha!
Or in BF2's case, a fully loaded DAO-12 :D
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I got the DAO-12 as my fourth unlock, sooooo nice. I have never had so much fun in close quarters combat. beats that crappy mp5... unless the guys are a long ways away. Then it time for the pistol

-spike
 
Phoenix86

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
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I love dropping the F-35/helos on people who jump in front of you trying to get you to TK them. They think you "have" to go forward to take off on the normal runways, nope.. Best thing, if you vertivcle take off and move forward just a bit, then bail out, the plane will crush the idiot trying to get you to TK them. Since you aren't in the vehicle, you don't get a TK. :)

I have also been known to deal with those are upset because I took "their tank". I'm patient, I'll sit there until they leave. If they mine me, I'll undo the mines when they leave (I play a lot of engineer, esp if I want armor).
 
purbeast0

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: pinkeywear
You know what's funner than TK'ing? Bugging the crap out of people with a mic (super fun since I can do the most annoying voices and laughs ever.) :D
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wow ... half of you guys are the types of people i hate playing xbox live with who ruin the gameplay.
 
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PsharkJF

Senior member
Jul 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: PottedMeat
for me Teamkilling hit its peak in the original TeamFortress with 2Fort4. Take a scout, drop caltrops in the top spawnroom. Kill yourself, respawn as a engineer/assault guy and drop nailbombs or a detpack in the spawnroom while you sit in the door thereby blocking everyone's escape.

Another good one was to spawn as a spy, drop your gas/hallucinogen grenades in the spawn and play dead in the doorway. Oh fun times were had by all.

Sometimes there would be a server where the admin commands weren't locked and you could do random vote kicks and bans to anybody.
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If you really wanna make people go nuts in TFC:
Map: crossover2.
Feign (as spy) right here on the crossover2 ele and you will block it from going up.
 
AMCRambler

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
My favorite thing to do when I see a narb put some c4 on his own teams chopper is to wait for him to blow it up, and then snipe him between the eyes. I even warn them. I'll be like "dont do it retard, dont even think about it...." CRACK!
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Best is to use the defibrulator on those guys.
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oh hell yeah. Good idea!
 
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