teamkilling in Battlefield 2

[bootymac]

DIAF :|

 

[SketchMaster]

We need to round up all the guys in this thread that think TKing is "fun" and cut off their Peepee's

 

[AmdEmAll]

I like running in front of peoples vehicles. A few times and they get banned for tking haha.

 

[jds2006]

You know what's funner than TK'ing? Bugging the crap out of people with a mic (super fun since I can do the most annoying voices and laughs ever.)

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
You know what's funner than TK'ing? Bugging the crap out of people with a mic (super fun since I can do the most annoying voices and laughs ever.)

You play BF2 :Q

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
We need to round up all the guys in this thread that think TKing is "fun" and cut off their Peepee's

too late, I already cut mine off, dipped it in choclate, deep fried it, and then ate it. What are you going to do now?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Something Awful Guide to Mastering Battlefield2

I believe I've laughed my ass completely off.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Years ago, I'd get 3 friends together and we'd start a Starcraft 4 vs. computer game that people liked to start to make their record better. We wouldn't ally victory, so we'd have a fake civil war at the end where the 4th guy would get killed and he'd get a loss on his record. Sometimes we'd do 2 vs 2 with 3 of us too. The one on the visitor's team would act dumb and attack his partner with SUVs or whatever resource collectors, pretending that he was a newbie. Fun times.

Um, they are called SCVs. Geez you're stupid :disgust:



PS: This is a joke.

The way to do it is to do comp stomps or 4v4 computers (ok a little more skill here) except just build a half @$$ed offense/defense. If you play money maps like BGH for this, I just get like 4 nuke silos and then I get the ghosts ready. I'll blow one of my allies up really badly (like his whole carrier fleet) and then drop a bunch of tanks/goliaths into his base. Scares the crap out of them.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
I tk'ed in cs once. I slaughtered all my teammates in the dust 1 map bridge(terrorist). it was fun with the machine gun, killed them all at once. couldn't stop laughing for the next 5 minutes.

You and the OP sound like the asshats who like to ruin everything for everyone.

 

[Chrono]

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
You know what's funner than TK'ing? Bugging the crap out of people with a mic (super fun since I can do the most annoying voices and laughs ever.)

and you know what's even more funny is that you're using a non-existent word... funner?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Chrono

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
You know what's funner than TK'ing? Bugging the crap out of people with a mic (super fun since I can do the most annoying voices and laughs ever.)

and you know what's even more funny is that you're using a non-existent word... funner?

It's a common neologism -- the "incorrectness" is intentional. Like when people say "teh leet" (sic).

 

[Kalmah]

If they would have put a mature rating on the game we wouldn't have to worry about the kiddies as much.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Huh, I hadn't thought of that.

 

[Kalmah]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Huh, I hadn't thought of that.

heheh, I hit the reply button near the quick reply thinking it was going to open up a window to type.

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Huh, I hadn't thought of that.

I think he was TKed before he had a change to post...

 

[RabidMongoose]

Originally posted by: raildogg
i love it. getting in a helicopter, yelling at guys to get in, and when its full, take off. elevate at high altituge and BAM, parachute out. and by the time they realize it, its too late . oh and "accidently" running over teammates in your T98 never gets old

one of my favorites is planting dyno on a vehicle that you're supposed to get but a teammate gets before you. if i cant get it, then noone can!

what about you?

I used to play Rainbow 6 online with a couple of other friends and we would murder our entire team at the very start and then proceed to play against the other team by ourselves. Fun times. Fun times.

 

[klah]

When I get TK'rs on my server I post their IP and open ports in the forums over at hackthissite.org

 

[RabidMongoose]

I also enjoy acting like a Jesus freak and trying to convert my entire team to the true path of God. If they refuse, sometimes I would kill them.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
I tk'ed in cs once. I slaughtered all my teammates in the dust 1 map bridge(terrorist). it was fun with the machine gun, killed them all at once. couldn't stop laughing for the next 5 minutes.

lol

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

So I was playing BF2 today and I set the blackhawk for headon collision with the carrier bridge and then hopped out. Apparently the helicopter goes into someone else's control?!?!?!?! They maneuvered it away from the carrier bridge but then a stupid F-35 crashed right into the BH right afterwards. LoL/

Ok, next game but with NO TK INTENTIONS....

I was in an F35 taking off and a stupid Black Hawk decided to park in front of me. I tried to veer out (no intention of TKing this time) and then I hit it straight on killing myself and 3 others. I got switched to the enemy side.

Soon enough, I was in a Mig29. I got shot at by an F35 and I was down to 50% health so I hit the afterburners to take off. This guy in his ghetto jeep with 3 ppl drive in front of my plane and stop and by this time I'm over 150 kph and there's no way to avoid but to try to veer away, but boom.. head on killing 3 people. I take off and then I think my game freezes.

I got banned for killing 6 teammates in about 1 minute because they were stupid enough to

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
I also enjoy acting like a Jesus freak and trying to convert my entire team to the true path of God. If they refuse, sometimes I would kill them.

Sounds like most people like to do IRL

 

[leggomyeggroll]

raildogg, grow the f*ck up kiddo. little jerk offs like you deserves a beat down, but fortunately for you, you're sitting somewhere in your boonie town of Colorado behind a computer.

 

[watek]

lol

 

[charles555]

Good, you fail at EVERYTHING you do in life, so you think it's fun to fail in a stupid online game, and make everyone else suffer around you. That's great. You are definately not a waste of space. Keep failing like you always do.

 

[raildogg]

Relax, pwning a few teammates isn't going to hurt anybody!