teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating in high school hallway

[Jeff7]

He was just waving to the students.
Through his pants.
With his penis.

Dude was having a having a heart attack and tried to keep himself from blacking out. 😛

NSFW - just in case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlUOVJyV4I

From a related video:
"If the loser gets a handjob, I'd like to see what the winner gets." - thermjuice

 

[Thebobo]

“manipulating his penis.”

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I LOLed at his mug shot:

 

[Rudee]

My girlfriend is always accusing me of masturbating in the shower. I just tell her I can wash *it* as fast as I want.

 

[Leyawiin]

Its aerobic exercise to keep his ticker going.

 

[dennilfloss]

At least he wasn't fapping furriesly.

 

[akahoovy]

You never grow out of being a man. Most of us grow out of masturbating in public.

 

[5150Joker]

Hey I give him credit for being able to get hard at that age, furiously no less.

 

[OCGuy]

He would have gotten off with a fine if he was masturbating indifferently.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm not sure how to judge the Furiousness of a fap session. Where are the judging criteria?

 

[OCGuy]

I'm not sure how to judge the Furiousness of a fap session. Where are the judging criteria?

Slight irritation? = Not furious

Indian Burn? = Close

Sounds like Rocky hitting a punching bag? = Lock 'em up.

 

[brainhulk]

I LOLed at his mug shot:

Isn't he the dad on different strokes?

 

[sandorski]

Isn't he the dad on different strokes?

:biggrin:

 

[OCGuy]

Isn't he the dad on different strokes?

An extra on Three's Company?

Obviously he was not Saved by the Bell

High School Spougical

Varsity Blue Balls



Ok these suck I am done.

 

[brainhulk]

Maybe he was just scratching his balls but had tourrete's

 

[dank69]

How do you furiously masturbate? Do you, like, yell and curse at it while you're stroking or something?

You beat it like it owes you money.

 

[Paratus]

I was just in another thread wondering where Nehlelm was.....
:hmm🙁)🙂😀

 

[Mixolydian]

72 and still at it. Bless his heart.

Barf. D:

 

[SlickSnake]

Not gay = let him off with a slap on the wrist and take away his male enhancement pills. And since he kept it in his pants and nobody actually saw anything, what's the big deal?

Gay = lock him up until he croaks (which won't be long anyhow) and send the 15 students who walked by and ignored him to sex counseling, in case they caught the gay, and find them each a lawyer to get a huge settlement from the school district which will at least pay for them all to go to college.

 

[Xcobra]

He was just trying to manually recharge his pace maker! Poor guy!

 

[JumBie]

Hes old, as long as he ain't molesting nobody let the man furiously masturbate away.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I saw a really old guy manipulating something under his pants in front of a few teenaged boys once. He was just outside of a retirement home, so I think someone accidentally let him loose. I seriously think they just lose their ability to care.

 

[ImpulsE69]

FINALLY! A story around a pervert teacher that isn't a horrible women molesting teenage boys. *deep sigh of relief* I was beginning to lose hope in the male gender.

 

[radtechtips]

Maybe he was just scratching his balls but had tourrete's

Don't talk shit on total!

 

[tcsenter]

Srsly, though, if this is out-of-character for him, given his age, I can think of potentially sad explanations like frontotemporal dementia, recent silent stroke, brain tumor, or other brain lesion that can cause frontal lobe impairment, reduced inhibitions, compulsive behavior, and hyper-sexuality.