Tasteless jokes that you could use if certain events happen in the future.

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Say Celine Dion dies of a heart attack. I have always thought it would be funny to be the second post in the inevitable "Celine Dion Dead" thread on ATOT saying:

"Well, I guess her heart won't go on after all"

 

[brxndxn]

If Cheney dies of a heart attack:

'duh'

 

[her209]

When the first Latino POTUS takes the oath of office, yell out "They took our jobs!"

 

[Kirby64]

Originally posted by: her209
When the first Latino POTUS takes the oath of office, yell out "They took our jobs!"

Hahahaha, that's gold

 

[theblackbox]

probably something to do with the name "the whitehouse" after november.

 

[CorCentral]

If I wanted to get banned, It would have to do with many names in this forum! :laugh:

 

[Pollock]

Originally posted by: her209
When the first Latino POTUS takes the oath of office, yell out "They took our jobs!"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
If I wanted to get banned, It would have to do with many names in this forum! :laugh:

You got nothing.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: CorCentral
If I wanted to get banned, It would have to do with many names in this forum! :laugh:

You got nothing.

Yea', you and many others would love to see me banned. 'Aint happening guy with Lady avatar.

 

[illusion88]

When Diana Ross' husband died I said "Well, I guess there really was a mountain high enough"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: illusion88
When Diana Ross' husband died I said "Well, I guess there really was a mountain high enough"

badum chia

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: her209
When the first Latino POTUS takes the oath of office, yell out "They took our jobs!"

Aint happenin

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: CorCentral
If I wanted to get banned, It would have to do with many names in this forum! :laugh:

You got nothing.

Yea', you and many others would love to see me banned. 'Aint happening guy with Lady avatar.

That was pretty sad.

 

[5to1baby1in5]

I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

 

[tboo]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
If Amy Winehouse dies:

'duh'

Fixed

 

[AstroManLuca]

Well, one of these that already happened was when Charlton Heston died and people were like "hey there's a gun available" or "you can have Charlton Heston's gun now."

I can think of one. Nick Van Eede (vocalist for Cutting Crew) actually dying while sleeping with someone.

 

[zoiks]

<Michael_Scott>There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians. The Holocaust. JFK. The Lincoln assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." And I hope to one day live in a world where someone can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.</Michael_Scott>

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

I thought that said Orsorum.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

Excuse me?

 

[TallBill]

When CorCentral gets banned: "See, I told him that he shouldn't post that"

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

Opossums are mammals, but I still don't see how "It is asshole." makes any sense.

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

Opossums are mammals, but I still don't see how "It is asshole." makes any sense.

You hit it from behind. Need a picture?

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: ironwing
That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

Whooooaaaaa.

What?

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossums