Tasteless jokes that you could use if certain events happen in the future.

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
I suppose if you were driving down the hiway, and creamed a small mammle with your car, you could say:

Q: What was the last thing that went through that Opossum's mind when I hit it?

A: It's a$$hole.

I suppose that qualifies.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Opossums are not mammals. Nor mammles.

Excuse me?

I hate it when they change basic elementary school biology on us.

It was once commonly believed that marsupials were a primitive forerunner of modern placental mammals, but fossil evidence, first presented by researcher M.J. Spechtt in 1982, conflicts with this assumption[citation needed]. Instead, both main branches of the mammal tree appear to have evolved concurrently toward the end of the Mesozoic era.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsupial


When I was in school marsupials were definitely not mammals, dang nabit.

<--- Takes teeth out and wanders off to nap on the glider.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: theblackbox
probably something to do with the name "the whitehouse" after november.

Nice!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

I love ATOT.

Where else could you have a thread start talking about jokes, and then we start debating about Opossums being mammals or not. :thumbsup:

 

[PottedMeat]

There was this about Ike and Tina Turner:

Ike 'beats' Tina to Death

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12...ina_to_death_79527.htm