Tactics to 'pwn' a mountain lion

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imported_goku

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Goahead and post what you think it would take to 'pwn' a mountain lion. I've been reading a lot about this but they all say the same... bleh

BTW, for safety concerns, would it be a good idea to ride my mountain bike with a racing helmet? (like a motorcycle helmet) I was thinking about that mountain biker who was killed by a mountian lion while riding his bike, I dunno if he had a racing helmet or not. Would you be better off with one? All I can think of as to why it's good is cause the lion can ****** with your head, literally! Bad thing though is that you lack peripheral vision IIRC.
 
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McGyver

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despite what your username might suggest, you're not the supersayan. oh btw, please post pictures after you get "pwned" by mountain lion like the other thread about rattlesnake bite.
 
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Bartino

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first you need to grow a patch of hair on your chest like Zangief from street fighter, and once you have that plus tons of scars that look like X's, than you just approach it and if it doesnt get PWNED from straight fear, than you proceed to PWN it with your newly found wild animal wrestling skills
 
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Injury

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Let's be clear that scoring a kill isn't "pwning" someone or thing... you gotta go as extreme as possible... knifing an AFK mountain lion isn't pwning, but knifing a mountain lion that's pissed as hell, has 4 heads and is chained to you IS.

So with that said, a minimum of a rocket launcher to the ribs would be required to pwn a standard mountain lion, because quite frankly, no standard gun is vicious enough to outweight the fact that it's already defensless against firearms.
 
adairusmc

adairusmc

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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
a gun
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no, must be manly man.
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fine, a manly man with a BIG gun...
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sorry, manly men don't use guns.
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Ummm... Tell that to the marines.
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Manly men don't use guns.
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By looking at your profile, I can see why you have that point of view. A sheep living in the People's replublic of Kommiefornia might believe that. Reality says otherwise though.
 
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imported_goku

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Originally posted by: adairusmc
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
a gun
Click to expand...

no, must be manly man.
Click to expand...

fine, a manly man with a BIG gun...
Click to expand...

sorry, manly men don't use guns.
Click to expand...

Ummm... Tell that to the marines.
Click to expand...

Manly men don't use guns.
Click to expand...


By looking at your profile, I can see why you have that point of view. A sheep living in the People's replublic of Kommiefornia might believe that. Reality says otherwise though.
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So you're not a manly man unless you use a gun? I consider one a manly man if he defeats a mountain lion with his bare hands, maybe rocks but what ever.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: goku
Goahead and post what you think it would take to 'pwn' a mountain lion. I've been reading a lot about this but they all say the same... bleh

BTW, for safety concerns, would it be a good idea to ride my mountain bike with a racing helmet? (like a motorcycle helmet) I was thinking about that mountain biker who was killed by a mountian lion while riding his bike, I dunno if he had a racing helmet or not. Would you be better off with one? All I can think of as to why it's good is cause the lion can ****** with your head, literally! Bad thing though is that you lack peripheral vision IIRC.
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how is a 12 year old going to "pwn" a mountain lion?

remember what you said in your post to myjaja? yeah, it still applies to you.
 
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fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: adairusmc
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
a gun
Click to expand...

no, must be manly man.
Click to expand...

fine, a manly man with a BIG gun...
Click to expand...

sorry, manly men don't use guns.
Click to expand...

Ummm... Tell that to the marines.
Click to expand...

Manly men don't use guns.
Click to expand...


By looking at your profile, I can see why you have that point of view. A sheep living in the People's replublic of Kommiefornia might believe that. Reality says otherwise though.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, your kind are funny, LOL
 
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imported_goku

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: goku
Goahead and post what you think it would take to 'pwn' a mountain lion. I've been reading a lot about this but they all say the same... bleh

BTW, for safety concerns, would it be a good idea to ride my mountain bike with a racing helmet? (like a motorcycle helmet) I was thinking about that mountain biker who was killed by a mountian lion while riding his bike, I dunno if he had a racing helmet or not. Would you be better off with one? All I can think of as to why it's good is cause the lion can ****** with your head, literally! Bad thing though is that you lack peripheral vision IIRC.
Click to expand...

how is a 12 year old going to "pwn" a mountain lion?

remember what you said in your post to myjaja? yeah, it still applies to you.
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No I don't remember STALKER.
 
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