Swallowed glass shards

[Spineshank]

Can I have the keyboard and mouse?

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: Baked
Stick some tampons up your crack, you're gonna be bleeding for the next few days.

teh winnar!

 

[onlyCOpunk]

How do you eat glass shards? Surely this first sign was the first you noticed unless you were wolfing down your food.

Reminds of that episode of Oz.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
Plexiglass or acrylic, u won't live another 2 days.

Seriously?

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: binister

Originally posted by: invidia
The glass shards are ripping your inwards as we speak. What kind of car do you have and is it paid off?

2004 4Runner and yes. Unfortunately the wife will probably need it to haul my body away.

Thanks for the love and support guys.

pics of wife.

Can she cook?

 

[kevman]

thats how they kill ppl in prison, they put glass in there food, and ti ends in a painful violent, bloddy death. Can I have your car ?

 

[ggnl]

I wonder if he's dead yet.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: theman
one time, when they were passing out brains, you thought they said trains so you got on one and road it away.

road. dumbass...

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: ggnl
I wonder if he's dead yet.

 

[shiner]

Text

 

[TallBill]

Since all of your electronics are claimed, can I have your shoes?

 

[Vehemence]

Can I have your wife?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: dNor
Can I have your wife?

winner!

 

[FP]

So far so good. No significant issues to report. I read online I should be clear after 24-48 hours.

Yes TallBill you can have my shoes.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Just hope it gets mixed in with the food side. I'd hate to try to piss glass shards...that might hurt the willie.

 

[andy04]

Even if you live... Immagine it comming out !!!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

It was probably just that one chunk of glass. Unless you were wolfing your food down without bothering to chew it, you'd notice if you were eating shards of glass.

Dibs on your soul.

 

[Saint Nick]

I think you'll be all right.

If you start experiencing pain in your stomach or intestines, go to the hospital, please.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Reason #9472 not to use jar sauce. 😉

 

[Dirigible]

About fifteen years ago I was drinking a Sam Adams. Felt something solid in my mouth. Spat it out and saw small glass shards. Dunno if I swallowed any, but haven't had Sam Adams since.

If I did swallow some it didn't kill me. Yet.

 

[CrazyLazy]

Try eating some tin foil now, that's the only way to cure it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
In my village, we called people like you the walking dead. Slowly that glass with make its way to your heart and vital organs and kill you. I would hook you up with an Arc Generator and a Magnet to help you live, but sadly, Glass isn't ferrous.

:laugh:

 

[nonameo]

apartment or house? Although, I don't think I'd have the money to pay off the mortgage.

 

[preCRT]

Did your wife eat the same dinner?

 

[gamefreakgcb]

Originally posted by: preCRT
Did your wife eat the same dinner?

Says he made the pasta, I think the wife might have steered clear of his culinary concoctions.