The Explorer really made me scratch my head. I remember looking at them with a buddy back in the '90s., and we looked at them back to back with the Ranger. Aside from the rear enclosure and rear doors, the thing was just a Ranger at double the price. What a bargain, lol.
Actually no, not even with that. My GTI would easily hold a stroller, 3 people, and a large dog. It is a 3-door hatchback. Would it be cramped? Yeah. Would it get ~30mpg highway? Absolutely. I'd much rather spend half the price on gas and be slightly discomforted.
So there is kind of a general anti-SUV feeling on this forum. Here is my attempt to start a movement towards fewer haters. Why? because I love them and have had them for years now and want others to see the light.
1. "You don't need an SUV for just one person."
SUV is the jack of all trades car, you don't need a daily driver and a weekend car, or a truck, or ever have to rent Uhauls. What do people with little cars do when they buy a TV or outdoor furniture? They call those of us with trucks or SUVs to bail them out. Plus try putting a family of three, a stroller, a german shepherd and a dachsund in a Prius.
2. "They burn so much gas! It's bad for the environment!"
Instead of commuting 2 hours a day and sitting in traffic developing high blood pressure, we (SUVers) are forced by lower mileage to live closer to work and spend less time driving ie less miles/fuel etc. We probably burn less gas overall. Plus less sitting in traffic leaves us more time to exersize and spend with family. Which is healthier.
Prius drivers and hypermilers can afford to commute for hours thus leading to obesity, bloodclots and become an unfair drain on our medical system.
3. "SUV drivers are all terrible drivers."
What's that quote? "Ever notice how anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster is a jerk?" Everyone else you see on the road all day is thinking the same thing about you. So now who's the bad driver buddy?
4. "They are dangerous."
They are actually very safe, though much like Death Proof, you have to be on the inside to really see the full benefit of that. I say that as a rule SUV drivers are far safer than say drunks or tired people. That's about 80% of all drivers out there. Where do you want to be sitting during the ensuing collision? I'll go with the Land Cruiser any day of the week.
A few of my arguments...anyone got any more? We won't convince the economasses, but if we can reach just one kid![]()
Why on God's green earth would someone freely find & choose a station wagon in this day and age when there are SUVs and minivans? Go backwards more. Spend $30k+ of your own money and minimalize - yeah, that's fricken brilliant. Fvck the haters. I've lost count how many times I've explained "need" on this forum - in one ear and out the other. Ipods, smartphones, 350hp+, fast computers, large screens, FUCK YOU ALL about need.
Life's too short to give a sh!t what others think about your possessions. You work to make money so you can enjoy what you like.
Why on God's green earth would someone freely find & choose a station wagon in this day and age when there are SUVs and minivans? Go backwards more. Spend $30k+ of your own money and minimalize - yeah, that's fricken brilliant. Fvck the haters. I've lost count how many times I've explained "need" on this forum - in one ear and out the other. Ipods, smartphones, 350hp+, fast computers, large screens, FUCK YOU ALL about need.
Life's too short to give a sh!t what others think about your possessions. You work to make money so you can enjoy what you like.
you work to make money so you can show off your status symbol and be a douche towards others.
if your SUV literally gives you joy, your dick must be absolutely tiny.
i very much doubt that SUVs are on average driven any less or more than any other type of car, on average, except maybe garaged sports cars/convertibles in the northeast that don't get take out in the winter.S
2. "They burn so much gas! It's bad for the environment!"
Instead of commuting 2 hours a day and sitting in traffic developing high blood pressure, we (SUVers) are forced by lower mileage to live closer to work and spend less time driving ie less miles/fuel etc. We probably burn less gas overall. Plus less sitting in traffic leaves us more time to exersize and spend with family. Which is healthier.
Prius drivers and hypermilers can afford to commute for hours thus leading to obesity, bloodclots and become an unfair drain on our medical system.
4. "They are dangerous."
They are actually very safe, though much like Death Proof, you have to be on the inside to really see the full benefit of that. I say that as a rule SUV drivers are far safer than say drunks or tired people. That's about 80% of all drivers out there. Where do you want to be sitting during the ensuing collision? I'll go with the Land Cruiser any day of the week.
Why on God's green earth would someone freely find & choose a station wagon in this day and age when there are SUVs and minivans?
Calm down SUV boy.
For one, real station wagons as we used to know them no longer exist. Modern wagons are much more comparable to sedans when it comes to fuel economy and handling than any SUV and/or minivan, but with the cargo room that a conventional sedan couldn't hope for. They have their advantages over SUVs, minivans, and regular cars.
has nothing to do with brands, has to do with the general SUV mentality of 'the road is mine to do with as i please and fuck those losers who can't afford to drive a big car like me.'
sorry that 40k+ cars are such pocketchange to you, oh great one.
could you possibly prove my point any better?
yes yes, buy a Subaru wagon with all its AWD capabilities instead of buying one of 30 SUVs. How many modern wagons are out there? How many minivans or SUVs? Why don't we just tell people exactly what they should buy with their money? It's the "in" thing to come up with the 1 or 2 alternatives vs. the 50 obvious options.
One other thing, the jack-of-all trades and potential/capability is the biggest point here. Not need. Do you people go out and buy a 30GB ipod if you already have 30GB of music on your harddrive?
yes yes, buy a Subaru wagon with all its AWD capabilities instead of buying one of 30 SUVs. How many modern wagons are out there? How many minivans or SUVs? Why don't we just tell people exactly what they should buy with their money? It's the "in" thing to come up with the 1 or 2 alternatives vs. the 50 obvious options.
One other thing, the jack-of-all trades and potential/capability is the biggest point here. Not need. Do you people go out and buy a 30GB ipod if you already have 30GB of music on your harddrive?
I own an SUV and a Brady wagon. Do I win? The SUV can get into the sticks a bit farther than the wagon. The wagon can carry a full sheet of plywood. The SUV does maybe one mpg better than the wagon. The wagon has spokey hubcaps.
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I suppose you do. Didn't you also own a Chrysler Turbovan at one point too?
The FJ cruiser you linked makes me feel like I need earplugs to look at it. The station wagon looks alright, but only because I know someone who has fully restored one (faux outside wood paneling and all). Older station wagons are very nice/comfy/useful vehicles if taken care of...
but the question is which set of potential capabilities and performance do you need? For most people, the SUV isn't the logical choice, merely the trendy/popular one.
No, the question is, why do you care what other people need or want?
People do not have to buy things because they need them, or because they are the most economical or practical choice, or because you think they should. That is YOUR criteria, and not necessarily everyone else's.
Bunch of closet commies on this forum.