Suspended over a pit of...

[DrPizza]

Well, if the pit is "full", then how can I fall "in"? Hmmm... I suppose the millions of bees, scorpions, or spiders would still leave a lot of "squish" space. So, I'll have to go with the snakes. I think they'd be firm enough that I could land on them and run/walk across the top of them to the edge of the pit with a minimum of bites.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Well, if the pit is "full", then how can I fall "in"? Hmmm... I suppose the millions of bees, scorpions, or spiders would still leave a lot of "squish" space. So, I'll have to go with the snakes. I think they'd be firm enough that I could land on them and run/walk across the top of them to the edge of the pit with a minimum of bites.

You got me. I was just trying to scare you guys. The pit is actually full of jellybeans and gummibears.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
Doh!

Thats the questions I was going to ask, but since they got you sent to the spider pit, fvck that . I'll choose snakes and hope to jesus I kill them on impact and can use their bodies as a makeshift rope.

Oh man, Dr Pizza is even smarterer.

 

[T9D]

I'm assuming the bees are somehow kept in there so they dont fly away?

Anyway I would choose the scorpions. You could easily avoid them. Standing up you could step on them and they would die fast. You could also break off their stinger. They would also have a hard time all climbing up your pant legs too.

A few snake bites and your dead fast. Plus they can bite right through clothes no problem and higher up since they have good reach.

Spiders would kill you fast too. No chance. They'd be all over in everything in no time.

Bee's would sting you in the millions super fast.

 

[captains]

how bout a pit of nekkid Zysoclaplems

 

[b0mbrman]

Where's the choice for "300 Spartans"

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
wasps, yellowjackets and hornets got nothin on me

that's what i'm saying... i can handle a few stings while i'm climbing my way out of this pit...

haha, you don't get to leave silly.

Wait, so I'm just in this pit until I'm dead?

This game sucks

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Well, if the pit is "full", then how can I fall "in"? Hmmm... I suppose the millions of bees, scorpions, or spiders would still leave a lot of "squish" space. So, I'll have to go with the snakes. I think they'd be firm enough that I could land on them and run/walk across the top of them to the edge of the pit with a minimum of bites.

You got me. I was just trying to scare you guys. The pit is actually full of jellybeans and gummibears.

Can mine be full of cornbread? I can never get enough cornbread...

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Well, if the pit is "full", then how can I fall "in"? Hmmm... I suppose the millions of bees, scorpions, or spiders would still leave a lot of "squish" space. So, I'll have to go with the snakes. I think they'd be firm enough that I could land on them and run/walk across the top of them to the edge of the pit with a minimum of bites.

You got me. I was just trying to scare you guys. The pit is actually full of jellybeans and gummibears.

Can mine be full of cornbread? I can never get enough cornbread...

I didn't buy any cornbread. I guess you can BROC (Bring your own cornbread)

 

[Smartazz]

I would imagine that spiders would kill you fast and wouldn't hurt as much as scorpions or snakes and they definitely would kill you faster than hornets and wasps(that would be extreme torture making you wish you were dead).

 

[rezinn]

I chose the snakes. I'd be fine since I wouldn't eat them.

 

[DarkThinker]

Scorpions, because I was raised by Scorpions after my parent's jet crashed...

 

[AMCRambler]

A pit of Slurm FTW!

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Wait, so I'm just in this pit until I'm dead?

This game sucks

And this isn't even the end boss.

Can mine be full of cornbread? I can never get enough cornbread...

<chris rock>Cornbread...ain't nuthin wrong w that!</chris rock>

 

[Saulbadguy]

The hornets and crap. They might not sting you.

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I'd prefer to be suspended over a bunch of nappy headed hoes

I'd prefer to be suspended over a bunch of Imuses, or Imi if you will.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I'd prefer to be suspended over a bunch of nappy headed hoes

Well Imus was *drum roll* and then FIRED.

 

[irishScott]

Hornets. IF you stay perfectly still, they might not sting you. And even if they do, clothing would block most of them. Also harder to die from stings. You'd need a hell of a lot of stings to make it work.

 

[Shadowknight]

All of the above, since there would be a chance that they'd be busying killing each other, meaning that if I'm lucky a good chunk of each side will be dead by the time I land.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
All of the above, since there would be a chance that they'd be busying killing each other, meaning that if I'm lucky a good chunk of each side will be dead by the time I land.

good point. But it's the same story with all of the others. All of the animals listed are very territorial for the most part. Wasps and hornets would be battling it out, as wood spiders and snakes.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: sm8000
None of the above. I'd rather fall in a pit of cute, cuddly kittens!

Not sure they would appreciate it, slapt..

 

[Locut0s]

Scorpions WTF. They aren't poisonous enough to seriously harm you.

 

[jimbob200521]

Considering, at least in my opinion, the "Wasps, Yellowjackets, and hornets. Ouchy." option is the least likely to mean death, I'd choose that one.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Oh and if you live, I get to have my way with you.

 

[Eeezee]

All options result in death, so I'd choose whichever is the quickest and least painful. Probably the spiders.

Snakes - venom = death
Spiders - venom = death
Scorpions - venom = death
Wasps/Yellow Jackets = infinite painful stings = slow and painful death
Everything = now that's just stupid