Suicide notes

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Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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My grandfather's:

Mary,

Don't go in the garage, just call the police.
 

kogase

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Sep 8, 2004
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Got bored after reading a couple. They all have different wording but all pretty much say the same thing: I'm too weak and pathetic to live. I agree.
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: kogase
Got bored after reading a couple. They all have different wording but all pretty much say the same thing: I'm too weak and pathetic to live. I agree.

Pretty good to be so detahced from human emotion. Must be nice to live like that.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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The one from Widowed female, age 52 (Her husband died three months before.) is really sad
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: kogase
Got bored after reading a couple. They all have different wording but all pretty much say the same thing: I'm too weak and pathetic to live. I agree.

Pretty good to be so detahced from human emotion. Must be nice to live like that.

On the contrary, I think I have quite a firm grasp on human emotion. For example:

Originally posted by: kogase
Got bored after reading a couple. They all have different wording but all pretty much say the same thing: I'm too weak and pathetic to live. I agree.
 

RichardE

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Dec 31, 2005
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Single female, age 21

My dearest Andrew,

It seems as if I have been spending all my life apologizing to you for things that happened whether they were my fault or not.

I am enclosing your pin because I want you to think of what you took from me every time you see it.

I don't want you to think I would kill myself over you because you're not worth any emotion at all. It is what you cost me that hurts and nothing can replace it.

Wonder if that guy killed himself after reading that.
 

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: RichardE
Single female, age 21

My dearest Andrew,

It seems as if I have been spending all my life apologizing to you for things that happened whether they were my fault or not.

I am enclosing your pin because I want you to think of what you took from me every time you see it.

I don't want you to think I would kill myself over you because you're not worth any emotion at all. It is what you cost me that hurts and nothing can replace it.

Wonder if that guy killed himself after reading that.

LMAO! Best suicide note ever. :D
 

RichardE

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This one actually made me LOL

Ima rot in hell:(


Married male, age 74

What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.

No more I will pay the bills.

No more I will drive the car.

No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.

No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.

This is no way to live.

Either is it any way to die.

Her grub I can not eat.

At night I can not sleep.

I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.

W.S.

to the undertaker

We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.

Give this note to the cops.

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Give me liberty or give me death.

W.S.
 

RichardE

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Single male, age 13

I know what I am doing. Annette found out. Ask Cara. I love you all.

Bill




.so young :(
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Kenazo

Lifer
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:(


Married male, age 45

Dear Claudia,

You win, I can't take it any longer, I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, a little bit of kindness from you would of made everything so different, but all that ever interested you was the dollar.

It is pretty hard for me to do anything when you are so greedy even with this house you couldn't even be fair with that, well it's all yours now and you won't have to see the Lawyer anymore.

I wish you would you give my personal things to Danny, you couldn't get much from selling them anyway, you still have my insurance, it isn't much but it will be enough to take care of my debts and still have a few bucks left.

You always told me that I was the one that made Sharon take her life, in fact you said I killed her, but you know down deep in your heart it was you that made her do what she did, and now you have two deaths to your credit, it should make you feel very proud.

Good By Kid

P.S. Disregard all the mean things I've said in this letter, I have said a lot of things to you I didn't really mean and I hope you get well and wish you the best of everything.

Cathy -- don't come in.

Call your mother, she will know what to do.

Love

Daddy

Cathy don't go in the bedroom.
 

GeekDrew

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Jun 7, 2000
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heh no matter how it's written, finding a suicide note is the worst feeling on earth.