Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

[IAteYourMother]

LOL

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just like my Grandfather always used to say, "I'm gonna go up stairs, and fvck your Grandma!"

Well, he didn't want to lie to a five year old!

That is so randomly bizarre, I like weird jokes like that! :laugh:

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

The edit button is your friend.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Triumph: What material was Han Solo frozen in?
Geeks: Carbonite (Carbon Ice?)
Triumph: No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is: who gives a fuck?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
LOL

woah we have the same sig....

 

[amdskip]

How many sorority girls does it take to plan for a party.


1 to plan and 2 to make the shirts

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
LOL

woah we have the same sig....

Gotta love J0hnny

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: amdskip
How many sorority girls does it take to plan for a party.


1 to plan and 2 to make the shirts

shirts?

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: amdskip
How many sorority girls does it take to plan for a party.


1 to plan and 2 to make the shirts

shirts?

I don't get that one either.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Maybe it was a joke on us trying to understand it

 

[Stojakapimp]

How do you get a monkey out of a tree?

shoot it

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Triumph: What material was Han Solo frozen in?
Geeks: Carbonite (Carbon Ice?)
Triumph: No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is: who gives a fuck?

:thumbsup:

 

[oboeguy]

Bwuahahaha!!! Hilarious stuff here guys. I guess it's probably funnier because it's almost 2:30AM, but thanks for ending a very busy day on a funny note.

Along this line of humor...

- Two guys are walking down the street and the middle one falls.

- A guy casually walked into a bar... and man did it hurt.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Triumph: What material was Han Solo frozen in?
Geeks: Carbonite (Carbon Ice?)
Triumph: No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is: who gives a fuck?

Classic. :laugh:

 

[kranky]

What's red, and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

 

[tennisflip]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of the was assaulted.

 

[Kishan]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Triumph: What material was Han Solo frozen in?
Geeks: Carbonite (Carbon Ice?)
Triumph: No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is: who gives a fuck?

Classic. :laugh:

Triumph: (Points to geek in Darth Vader Costume.) So which one of these buttons calls your parents so they can pick you up?

:laugh:

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.

If you are going to do that old joke, might as well make it funny.

Why did the redneck cross the road?

He was stuck to the back of the chicken.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just like my Grandfather always used to say, "I'm gonna go up stairs, and fvck your Grandma!"

Well, he didn't want to lie to a five year old!

That is so randomly bizarre, I like weird jokes like that! :laugh:

Thank George Carlin

Shame on you Brutus, stealing yet ANOTHER joke

 

[geno]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

 

[Gurck]

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan?
A dead baby in ten trashcans

Why do elephants have 4 feet?
6 inches wouldn't be enough

A Jew, a black, a blonde, a priest, a rabbi, and a goat walk in to a bar
The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[overclock]

knock knock

who's there?

control freak. now you say control freak who.

 

[madogvt]

Saw it here - can't remember who posted it:



What does tuna fish and a priest have in common?


They both come in small cans.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: madogvt
Saw it here - can't remember who posted it:



What does tuna fish and a priest have in common?


They both come in small cans.

ohh that's bad lol

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

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Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop

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hahahahaha i like this one.