Stuff White People Like

[newnameman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I just found out that I'm apparently not white...

 

[Allanv]

Either I am a martian or that just applies to White Americans.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: trmiv
The Top 10 Rap Songs white people like is pretty spot on.

Let's see... Vanilla Ice is funny the same way Weird Al is funny, a few others I know but don't like, the majority of the songs I don't even know.

Apple I like almost as much as Al Qaida and the RIAA, and a lot of the other things in the list are similarly bullsh*t.

And saying something like that 'white' people like living in a better neighbourhood is like claiming that 'non-whites' love living in a slum with 1000 crimes per citizen, no education and where the average 4 year old is already smoking crack. Of course people want to live in better neighbourhoods.

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: trmiv
The Top 10 Rap Songs white people like is pretty spot on.

Let's see... Vanilla Ice is funny the same way Weird Al is funny, a few others I know but don't like, the majority of the songs I don't even know.

Apple I like almost as much as Al Qaida and the RIAA, and a lot of the other things in the list are similarly bullsh*t.

And saying something like that 'white' people like living in a better neighbourhood is like claiming that 'non-whites' love living in a slum with 1000 crimes per citizen, no education and where the average 4 year old is already smoking crack. Of course people want to live in better neighbourhoods.

Lighten up, Francis.

Which brings up another thing white people like, the movie "Stripes"

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Hehe. Assists - "White people love to pass, it's no secret."

:laugh:

Thanks for the link. Funny stuff.

 

[WarhammerUC]

pretty funny

 

[rocadelpunk]

man that's spot freakin' on for white college kids.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Homerboy
if I made the same thing for black people, I'd be tagged as racist.

Just saying that makes you a racist!!!

MotionMan

Everyone is. I'm not afraid of that.

You know, maybe I'm just in a foul mood, maybe it's my bias against the word 'Gentrification' and it being the first one I saw.

I just didn't think this was funny. I mean, I can usually laugh at myself. I often poke fun at the things I and the people around me do.

As it stands, I think Homerboy's right - if I made a list that was poking fun at a minority, as a white guy, I'd start getting letter bombs in the mail.


....or are letter bombs a strictly white method of retaliation?

Agreed. And Dane Cook isn' funny.

 

[TheVrolok]

I only fit maybe half of it, but it's still pretty funny.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
It's not even necessarily a "white" person list, it's a yuppie list.

Yep. It should be titled "Stuff Liberal Democrat Yuppies in Big Cities like".

 

[Josh]

Kanye had a link to this site on his blog...naturally

 

[pontifex]

thats ne of the most retarded sites i have ever seen. most of the thigns don't and the reasoning don't make any fucking sense.

 

[Injury]

It's not white people that love Arrested Development... it's smart people with a sense of humor.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: FlashG
That was anti oldsmoboat funny

It doesn't count because the topic title did not say it was going to be funny.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Hehe. Assists - "White people love to pass, it's no secret."

:laugh:

Thanks for the link. Funny stuff.

John Stockton is proof! :laugh:

 

[Slew Foot]

That might be funniest website Ive seen in a while

 

[tw1164]

lol, while I was reading the post about Wes Anderson films, I remembered I had to add The Darjeeling Limited to my queue.

 

[Dean]

I am white, and only 6 of the 75 points apply to me.

Expensive Sandwiches
Dogs
Living By the Water
Apple Products (well only the laptops)
Daily Show (can be funny)
Asian Women

The rest of the list really blows!!

 

[paulxcook]

The list could easily apply to other races and could easily not apply to large numbers of white people. The list should just be retitled "Stuff some people like".

 

[Slew Foot]

The more you read it, the more it turns into, "Stuff stupid yuppie liberals like" Still funny nonetheless.

 

[jonks]

Deserving of a bump, the latest few have been good. Grammar Being offended :laugh:

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
The more you read it, the more it turns into, "Stuff stupid yuppie liberals like" Still funny nonetheless.

Yeah, but it's the same as when a black comedian talks about black people not being able to resist buying wheels, when that mainly applies to 16-30 year old black males cultivating a thuggish image.

This site has been around for a while and the list has been building. One of my all time favorite sites on the internets

 

[Alyx]

Haha, forwarding this to my Vietnamese girl friend. She always asks what my peoples like.

 

[alkemyst]

beer and pussy

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