Stripper do's and donts.....

[Shockwave]

How can you tell if a stripper is "clean" enough you'd hit it? I mean, they all look hot but I dont need the gift that keeps on giving 5 days later ya know what I mean? So, how can I tell if she's a do or a dont do...

 

[BigPoppa]

Wear a jimmy hat?

 

[TallBill]

Only way I'd hit it is if I knew I was dying soon or was 30 and a virgin. But unless born again virgins really do exist, I'd probably have to be dying.

 

[TitanDiddly]

0/10

 

[Liviathan]

I'd hit any stripper...just cover that puppy.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Liviathan
I'd hit any stripper...just cover that puppy.

You'd hit anything that walks if you had the chance, but you dont so go back in your cage.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
0/10

Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

 

[z0mb13]

I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bah, most strippers are lesbians and wouldn't hit any of you dorks anyway.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk

 

[tec699]

Stay at home dude!!!

It's scary out there.

:Q

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk

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[Pliablemoose]

Stripper do's and donts.....

Soon to be followed by numerous Would you date a stripper if... polls

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Bah, most strippers are lesbians and wouldn't hit any of you dorks anyway.

And I wouldn't want them because they ain't no good!! I'm looking for a good Amish girl.

Plus it's scary out there and people are nuts today. Hell you could die...

:Q

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk

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Wow. This is one case where I cannot disagree with Zombie.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
0/10

Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk

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[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
0/10

Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.

She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
0/10

Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.

She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.

wow...you commit adultery. you're so cool....

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.

He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk

EWWWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww

BAN!

Wow. This is one case where I cannot disagree with Zombie.

where else have u disagreed with me? there is zombie and z0mb13...
dont get the 2 mistaken!

 

[Mo0o]

why is he not on vacation yet

 

[TallBill]

Obviously you guys have never seen "Y Tu Mama Tambien" An awesome movie

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Obviously you guys have never seen "Y Tu Mama Tambien" An awesome movie

yea that was an interesting movie!

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
0/10

Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.

She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.

wow...you commit adultery. you're so cool....

LOL
Your sarcasm meter is WAY broke today isnt it. Wow.