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Stripper do's and donts.....

Shockwave

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How can you tell if a stripper is "clean" enough you'd hit it? I mean, they all look hot but I dont need the gift that keeps on giving 5 days later ya know what I mean? So, how can I tell if she's a do or a dont do...
 

TallBill

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Only way I'd hit it is if I knew I was dying soon or was 30 and a virgin. But unless born again virgins really do exist, I'd probably have to be dying.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: Liviathan
I'd hit any stripper...just cover that puppy.
You'd hit anything that walks if you had the chance, but you dont so go back in your cage.
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!

 

TitanDiddly

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk
EWWWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww

BAN!
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Bah, most strippers are lesbians and wouldn't hit any of you dorks anyway.
And I wouldn't want them because they ain't no good!! I'm looking for a good Amish girl.

Plus it's scary out there and people are nuts today. Hell you could die...

:Q
 

TitanDiddly

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk
EWWWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww

BAN!
Wow. This is one case where I cannot disagree with Zombie.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!
you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk
EWWWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww

BAN!
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Shockwave

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!
you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.
She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.

 

nick1985

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Dec 29, 2002
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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!
you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.
She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.
wow...you commit adultery. you're so cool....
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont think condoms protect again herpes or other skin STDs..

They don't protect against most STDs, contrary to popular belief... or what they told you in high school.

Anyways- just get your friend to hit it a week before you do, to 'test the waters'.
He may be testing the waters, but you'll be stirring his milk
EWWWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww

BAN!
Wow. This is one case where I cannot disagree with Zombie.
where else have u disagreed with me? there is zombie and z0mb13...
dont get the 2 mistaken! :p
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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Well, this isnt a parody... I mean seriously, last thing I need to do is drop a big tip, hit it and get some "change" back. I dont need to be bringin strange change back home to the wife!!
you're an asshole. i bet your wife loves that.
She hates it, and gets ALL pissed off if I dont bring them home to share with her. So, usually I end up sharing to be a good husband.
wow...you commit adultery. you're so cool....
LOL
Your sarcasm meter is WAY broke today isnt it. Wow.
 

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