strip club do's and don'ts? (update on page 4)

[skim milk]

update on page 4


Quick background

I'm 19 years old, first time going to a strip club
I'm going with a close friend of mine



How much money should we bring?
How much is everything there? like lapdances, etc.
What's the best way to maximize our enjoyment during our time there (two 19 year olds)

Are there only adults there? i feel like we won't fit in and feel out of place.. lol. Will we have fun and fit-in with the crowd?

Comments/thoughts/answers?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: fritolays
Are there only adults there?

No, people bring their kids. Usually there is a playpen where the strippers and customers can drop off their kids.

 

[iwearnosox]

Just go. You're a tard for asking all this.

 

[Lager]

Bring about $300 dollars all in one dollar bill.

Do not unbutton your pants and choke the bischop.

Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Just enjoy your time and don't forget to tip the strippers frequently.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: Sifl
Just go. You're a tard for asking all this.

OMG IT'S SIFL!!! WE MISSED YOU!

 

[anxi80]

take enough money. if you run out of money and think 'hey, there's an ATM in here!', prepare to be MURDERED on the service charge to withdrawal.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Lager
Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Something which Lager has yet to experience. Well unless you consider him walking in on his mom enough.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

lol

bring at least 50 bucks...of course no touching unless u wanna get ur butt kicked...

Dont' worry about the people in there..i only went once and i found the people in there are kinda low class people hehe..

and i'm not a virgin and...it's just not the same...a strip club is more of a tease and u waste money....i'd rather "buy" my own whore by showering her w/ lotsa crap and junk and in the end, i get some yeah..

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: Sifl
Just go. You're a tard for asking all this.

OMG IT'S SIFL!!! WE MISSED YOU!

lol. :beer:

 

[beer]

However much money you bring will all be gone at the end. Bring $60 or $300 and it will all be gone, I can guarantee it.

 

[Lifer]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: fritolays
Are there only adults there?

No, people bring their kids. Usually there is a playpen where the strippers and customers can drop off their kids.

ahahahah, what an idiotic question.

 

[moshquerade]

those are legit questions for a strip club virgin.
i say bring 'lots of 5 spots, and keep your peepers in their sockets.

 

[fs5]

DO: Grope the girls as often as you want, even if they say no they still want it
DONT: Give them $20's they prefer quarters and dimes, puts them in a lower tax bracket.

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: Lager
Bring about $300 dollars all in one dollar bill.

Do not unbutton your pants and choke the bischop.

Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Just enjoy your time and don't forget to tip the strippers frequently.

how much to tip though?


I just want to go and let everything happen naturally but how much do i usually tip the strippers?

I'm gonna probably bring about 50 bucks in 1's.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Lager
Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Something which Lager has yet to experience. Well unless you consider him walking in on his mom enough.

MODS!

 

[kami333]

I'm a poor college student so I usually only take about $30, $10 for cover and $20 for tips, with no lap dances that's about it for an hour or two.

It's BYOB so I take a couple of beers with me too, not a bad way to spend an evening with my friends.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Lager
Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Something which Lager has yet to experience. Well unless you consider him walking in on his mom enough.

MODS!

OH noes. Please don't tell on me.

 

[Joker81]

I would just say make sure you're "bischop" is adjusted correctly you don't want it to hurt when it gets...

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Lager
Just stand there and be in awe that this is the first time you've seen breast not through a computer monitor.

Something which Lager has yet to experience. Well unless you consider him walking in on his mom enough.

MODS!

"Minendo is picking on me!"

 

[edmicman]

Remember: There's no sex in the champagne room.

 

[amoeba]

The No touching rule is variable. Depends on the club and the girl in question. Just lead up to it and they'll let you know if its not cool. Most likely they won't get a bouncer at first incident. Just be cool afterwards.

What beer said is right. Whatever you bring will be gone. Its not that much money if you don't get that many lap dances/drinks but you inevitably do.

On certain slow days such as sunday/tuesdays it will be cheaper but quality/quantity are usually lower. Try for a higher class place, not somewhere where you are afraid of your car getting jacked, etc...

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
DO: Grope the girls as often as you want, even if they say no they still want it
DONT: Give them $20's they prefer quarters and dimes, puts them in a lower tax bracket.

hehehe...that got a smirk out of me

 

[azazyel]

Save your money. The songs are like 2 min long not worth the $20 bones they charge for the dance. Don't buy the strippers drinks. Don't ask the strippers stupid questions about girls. Don't stay there for more than an hour. Things may have changed in the decade since I have been to one but I doubt it. Usually it is best to go with a large group of friends, like 10 people.

If you sit at the front make sure to tip the dancers otherwise you will be asked to move back.

 

[Rufio]

DO bring lots of $1 bills
DO get a lot of lap dances
DO try and hook up!
HAHHAH

 

[DurocShark]

Generally the strippers will walk around the place after being onstage. Minimum tip each time is $1. I prefer to use fivers, and $20's for the ones I already know, or really enjoyed watching.

They'll frequently offer a lapdance. $10 per song, but each song is like 2 minutes. The DJs chop em up.

DO NOT TOUCH WITH YOUR HANDS. You'll quickly be outside with a few bruises for your efforts.
DO NOT ASK THE STRIPPER OUT.

Feel free to chat, joke, offer a drink, whatever. But don't be creepy, saying things like "I'm taking you home" or "when do you get off work?", etc.

Strippers are just flirty girls. Treat them that way and you'll be fine.