Darwin Award:
Im the network admin at work. (a large Baptist Church) Anyway, one of the buildings that the church uses for "reach out" ministries got shut down because of "city beautification." So all the computer, electronics, etc were moved from that building to the Chapel next to the main building. We soon started noticing that things were missing. About a week later, one of the janitors mentions to me that he had bought a computer ($50) from a guy who needed money quick, however the "guy" never removed the logon password protection. By this time I was fishy about the ordeal. So I told him to bring it to me and I would fix it. He said OK. Next day, I call him and he says he got the computer from another Baptist church in town. Now he would not bring it to me, I would have to go to his house. At this time he said that our church had given it to him. WTF! Anyway, I mention it to the Facilities Manager (his boss) and we call the cops. When the cop got here, he asked the janitor where the main office was. So me, the cop, and a maintenance guy start talking about what to do, 3 seconds later the janitor walks into the main building and passed the room we were in. ( he is not supposed to be in the main building) Anyway, he sits and lies like a dog to the cop for while, then we cut a deal "no criminal charges if he gives ALL the stuff back." So we take him to his house and he obviously would not let us in to get the stuff. Anyway, he is fired, and less than a week later another janitor from the same area starts talking about a computer that the church had "given" them. That is still under review.
Cliff Notes: One of the janitors took it upon himself to "acquire" a few computers, 36" TV, amongst other things (stacks of toilet paper, plastic kitchen sets, etc) and was stupid enough to call me (network admin) for the logon passwords. My gosh, how stupid can you be!