Steve, don't eat it!!

SaltBoy

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Aug 13, 2001
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Oh man, I can't believe this. LOL x infinity!

At least now I know what to get the kids next Christmas. A f**king circle.

I decided to break out the Hershey's syrup and whip up some chocolate breast milk.

:laugh::laugh:
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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some of that stuff is nasty looking!

i remember a site awhile back that did this type of thing with foreign candy. forget what it was called but it was exactly the same type of thing.

they would buy candy from all over the world and eat it and rate it. i'm thinking it may have been www.badcandy.com but don't quote me on that.
 

Looney

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LOLOL one of the best sites i've read in awhile!

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.
 

Looney

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Man, i should fedex him some cockroaches my parents sell in their store... these huge laosian cockroaches that are like 2, maybe 3 inches long. They're frozen and properly packaged, so it's very legit.
 

lokiju

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Best line I've read is "Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."
 

ForumMaster

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that was far from funny. it was disgusting! the infected corn? the pig lips? ewww. i did like this:
Now, while I may have issues with drinking this stuff, I have been a huge fan of its packaging for years. You may be interested to know that breast
milk is now available in a variety of convenient sizes:
from the portable, half-pint container...
to the more economical one gallon jugs.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

SarcasticDwarf

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I've tried those beggin strips as well and agree with the guy, they are horrible. I wonder if it is a coincidence that we are both named Steve.
 
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Wasn't there some other link to the guy who threw oranges in the toll meter and ate all natural soaps and cat food and stuff?