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Steve, don't eat it!!

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Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I've tried those beggin strips as well and agree with the guy, they are horrible. I wonder if it is a coincidence that we are both named Steve.
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Wtf...
 
In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.)
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hilarious.

What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!!

I do have one last theory about the date on the package. It may be an expiration date, but not for the beans. If you finish the container, that's the day you die.
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Good link.

I've had very similar rants about Potted Meat Food Product. Heck, I've even posted about it on ATOT. If you have to tell us it is food, then it ain't food.

My favorite quote from the site: "As I attempted to fish out a 'good one,' I couldn't help notice the alarming skin texture. For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."
 
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Nick5324
The cuitlacoche looks horrible..... I can't imagine eating that.
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omg wtf that looks disgusting
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Yeah, that's the one thing in that entire list i don't think i would try... and i'm pretty open-minded to trying things.
 
On Begging Strips...

Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat.
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LMAO!
 
I thought it said "Rotted meat food product[/b] and that the whole thing was a silly spoof.


Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.
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Tasty stuff.
 
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I've tried those beggin strips as well and agree with the guy, they are horrible. I wonder if it is a coincidence that we are both named Steve.
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WTF...of course it's a coincidence. What else could it be??
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I've tried those beggin strips as well and agree with the guy, they are horrible. I wonder if it is a coincidence that we are both named Steve.
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WTF...of course it's a coincidence. What else could it be??
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Looney
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Nick5324
The cuitlacoche looks horrible..... I can't imagine eating that.
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omg wtf that looks disgusting
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Yeah, that's the one thing in that entire list i don't think i would try... and i'm pretty open-minded to trying things.
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I wouldn't try the natto either
 
OMFG!

There are some new ones since I've seen it.. LMFAO!

Bwhahahaha.. Awesome.

But what caught me off guard was the crunchy cocoon. Silk my ass. This was like chewing on tiny bones. The good news is I was immediately distracted by the unexpected squirt of briny liquid that shot out into my mouth. A little heads up would have been nice. (Am I right, ladies?)
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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