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Spanish penis candle mogul accused of causing death by ritualistic toad venom.

shortylickens

shortylickens

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I mean, really, what could I possibly add to that?

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Penis candle mogul accused of causing death by ritualistic toad venom

Today, in ritualistic toad venom death news: A man best known as a prominent Spanish adult film actor—but who also has a sideline selling candles shaped like his own penis—has been arrested on charges of involuntary manslaughter in relation to, well, a death from ritualistic toad venom...
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The headline alone is probably 20 minutes worth of discussion.
 
shortylickens said:
I mean, really, what could I possibly add to that?

news.avclub.com

Penis candle mogul accused of causing death by ritualistic toad venom

Today, in ritualistic toad venom death news: A man best known as a prominent Spanish adult film actor—but who also has a sideline selling candles shaped like his own penis—has been arrested on charges of involuntary manslaughter in relation to, well, a death from ritualistic toad venom...
news.avclub.com news.avclub.com

The headline alone is probably 20 minutes worth of discussion.
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Makes me wonder what you were searching for when you found that article.

🙂
 
Does this brand of penis candles retain the bulbous head shape after burning? I’d think a quality candle would be able to retain its structure and just see the shaft reduce in length. Otherwise, what’s the point if it just looks like a regular candle after use?

Anyways, ritualistic toad venom murder doesn’t actually sound like the worst way to go.
 
IronWing said:
It wasn't murder; the dead guy did onto himself. Death by self inflicted stupidity would be more accurate.
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Hmmm.

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The toad venom is American made by American toads right here in America. If death by American toad venom is wrong, I don't want to be right!
 
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