Spanish penis candle mogul accused of causing death by ritualistic toad venom.

shortylickens

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I mean, really, what could I possibly add to that?


The headline alone is probably 20 minutes worth of discussion.
 

pcgeek11

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I mean, really, what could I possibly add to that?


The headline alone is probably 20 minutes worth of discussion.


Makes me wonder what you were searching for when you found that article.

:)
 

dawp

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Jul 2, 2005
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is that one of the toads people lick the backs of to go a spirit quest?
 

UNCjigga

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Does this brand of penis candles retain the bulbous head shape after burning? I’d think a quality candle would be able to retain its structure and just see the shaft reduce in length. Otherwise, what’s the point if it just looks like a regular candle after use?

Anyways, ritualistic toad venom murder doesn’t actually sound like the worst way to go.
 

IronWing

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Anyways, ritualistic toad venom murder doesn’t actually sound like the worst way to go.
It wasn't murder; the dead guy did onto himself. Death by self inflicted stupidity would be more accurate.
 

UNCjigga

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It wasn't murder; the dead guy did onto himself. Death by self inflicted stupidity would be more accurate.

Hmmm.

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UberNeuman

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Build the wall to keep out the penis shaped candles! However keep sending the balls trippy toad venom, please!
 

IronWing

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The toad venom is American made by American toads right here in America. If death by American toad venom is wrong, I don't want to be right!
 
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