spaghettios girl interior semiotics NSFW (Or anyone, anywhere... I hate hipsters)

[CPA]

I don't think I saw this episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit...

Is that supposed to be art. My girlfriend is an artist. She's a painter. I also studied at a college that has a huge art program. Never saw anything that bizarre. Needless to say it blew my mind, and not in a good way.

I honestly don't get this stuff. It's not deep or insightful. It's something anybody could do. When my girlfriend paints, she'll spend hours meticulously crafting her pieces. That takes creativity, talent and effort. The abomination in this video requires none of the above. Maybe I should just video tape myself struggling to open a pickle jar. Call it art... profit?

Was anyone else expecting her to take her bra off?

Make sure you pull out your penis and rub pickle juice all over it.

 

[datalink7]

imo this is just porn

I've seen porn that was more artful than this.

 

[MarkXIX]

Thanks a lot fuckers. I now never want to hear the word nihilist again, I refuse to ever allow Spaghetti-Os in my house, and I feel like opening every fucking can in my cupboards if for no other reason than to prove that I can open all of them faster than she can open one.

I mean really, fuck this bitch. Whoever wondered if any man would want her...hell NO! She obviously can't cook, pisses all over the place, and probably has some kind of yeast infection from stuffing food product inside of herself. WTF!? Fuck you guys man, fuck you guys....

 

[The Boston Dangler]

...and the talent agent asks "well, that's one hell of an act. what do you call it?"

"the aristocrats"

 

[Dr. Zaus]

...and the talent agent asks "well, that's one hell of an act. what do you call it?"

"the aristocrats"

nsfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

 

[darkewaffle]

I love how they just sit quietly waiting for her to figure out the can opener for like the first two and a half minutes.

Man I'm like twice as stupid now because of that video.

 

[Triumph]

I love how they just sit quietly waiting for her to figure out the can opener for like the first two and a half minutes.

Man I'm like twice as stupid now because of that video.

Go try and open something with a can opener. Doesn't necessarily have to be Spaghettios. If it takes you 2 minutes to do it, you have a solid case for a civil suit.

 

[Jeff7]

There could have been some good opportunities for product placement here, but several companies lost out.
Oxo can opener
Franco-American SpaghettiO's
Farberware cookware



Other random thought: Problems at her next checkup at the gynecologist.

"Ok, so let's have a look.....Uh oh! SpaghettiO's!"

 

[TridenT]

Wow. I felt like I wasted nearly 8 minutes of my life until I realized... I have no life anyway.

But, fuck. Spiderman girl was in there, lady gaga was in there, there was some other awesome people. Some fine bitches and some cool dudes.

Of course there was some super fugly hipsters in there... but there was hot ones too.

 

[Estrella]

So, am I the only one who spotted Taylor Momsen in the video?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

So, am I the only one who spotted Taylor Momsen in the video?

You are the only one who has ever watched CW.

 

[TridenT]

So, am I the only one who spotted Taylor Momsen in the video?

I saw the girl, but I don't know that actress. :\

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I am strangely aroused by this.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I am strangely aroused by this.

If you live along I-80 you prefer to have sex with fecal matter,

Everyone knows this.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I was sort of in to the white haired chick from Blade Runner, but when I saw her nearly lauch herself off the floor to get a better look when the waterworks started...

Well, now I'm really in to her!

You aren't her type... not enough sauce...

Also http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spaghettios

 

[PlasmaBomb]

That was the most retarded thing I have seen all year.

FFY.

 

[BUTCH1]

in response to the spaghettios girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pgZ8adAZ_0

Totally faked, if a 3 poundish melon smacked you in the face at that speed you would be knocked out and it wouldn't disintegrate into a slushy on contact, might break into a few pieces, somewhere they subbed a water balloon.

 

[SP33Demon]

I just put a can of baked beans up my ass and shat them out. Everyone clapped too.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Totally faked, if a 3 poundish melon smacked you in the face at that speed you would be knocked out and it wouldn't disintegrate into a slushy on contact, might break into a few pieces, somewhere they subbed a water balloon.

I think you are right.

There are tale tell signs of rotoscoping:
1) the 'splash' starts at :38 BEFORE the mellon hits her face
2) the camera goes from slightly wobbly shoulder mount camera to a rig on a stationary platform with digital pan and zoom.
3) there are at least 3 cameras on the action and we only see it from one angle; I would never give up on such a great shot's coverage like that.

 

[CupCak3]

So I signed into my Google account just to watch this???

My wife is going to be very unamused to see spaghettios vagina & weird pee porn targeted google ads when she used my PC. D:

 

[Perknose]

My wife is going to be very unamused to see spaghettios vagina & weird pee porn targeted google ads when she used my PC. D:

Who among us hasn't been there, CupCak3?

 

[ballmode]

just showed my girlfriend and she was appalled

 

[shortylickens]

just showed my girlfriend and she was appalled

Dont plan on getting any poon tonight.
And in the future dont show your girlfriend pics or vids of vaginas. It turns her off.

 

[Paladin3]

just showed my girlfriend and she was appalled

You should have opened a can of Spaghetti-Os for her to snack on before starting the video.

 

[Eli]

You aren't her type... not enough sauce...

Also http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spaghettios

LMFAO

Fucking awesome.