Something to look forward to when you reach middle age, kiddos!

[dennilfloss]

For those who might not know, increased growth of facial hair just before and just after a woman's menopause is a common phenomenon and occurs primarily because of diminished estrogen levels. So dudes, just because one day the love of your life might be sporting a fine pilosity (vellus hair), that is no reason to get a sport car and go after young ladies. Hirsutism can also result from medication and eating disorders. Keep that in mind as you youngins clamor for thinner and thinner body images amongst actresses and models. Their facial hair may trickle down to your girlfriend if she emulates the overexercising/not eating enough lifestyle to get that waif look you so cherish.

Remember also that your ears and nose will get bigger (this never stops) and start showing their own hair that needs to be nuked from orbit and still regenerates faster than Wolverine.

 

[her209]

So sex doesn't get better with age?

<--- Not looking forward to doing the nasty with a hairy women.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Hairy bitches FTL!!!

 

[dennilfloss]

Of course it does. You learn to appreciate different things in your partner. For example, I would not kick 56yo femme fatale Morgan Fairchild out of bed because she has vellus hair.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Of course it does. You learn to appreciate different things in your partner. For example, I would not kick 56yo femme fatale Morgan Fairchild out of bed because she has vellus hair.

That's because she's had enough plastic surgery done to call her a cyborg.

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Of course it does. You learn to appreciate different things in your partner. For example, I would not kick 56yo femme fatale Morgan Fairchild out of bed because she has vellus hair.

Believe it or not, blonds have more body hair than dark haired women

 

[Geekbabe]

wow, that news really makes my day, thanks

 

[dennilfloss]

Come on, GB, a little peach fuzz never killed anyone.

 

[Martin]

I hope bodies become obsolete by the time I become old

 

[Midlander]

And if you think this is the major problem with reaching middle age.... Cheers. :beer:

 

[dennilfloss]

Actually, reaching middle age is all about the little aches and pain for me.:|

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Martin
I hope bodies become obsolete by the time I become old

No, scientist find a way to reverse aging!

 

[sandorski]

When a Male hits 35, hair falls off the top of his head and shoots out of his ears!!!

Don't get older, it sucks!

 

[dennilfloss]

And those ear hairs get progressively emo with time.

 

[RichUK]

A furry face is still gross, dennilfloss.

 

[dennilfloss]

Depends a lot on the face.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Depends a lot on the face.

True, I quite like baboons. :shocked:

 

[Motorheader]

Shakes fist at wife "hey, quit using my razor" !!!

 

[dennilfloss]

Then there's also the eyebrow problem.

http://www.rendezvousculturels.ca/JLanguirand.jpg

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Then there's also the eyebrow problem.

http://www.rendezvousculturels.ca/JLanguirand.jpg

LMAO! :beer:

 

[dennilfloss]

Them little scissors are worth their weight in gold, I tell ya!

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Them little scissors are worth their weight in gold, I tell ya!

Amen, brother. Don't you wish everyone used them? :beer:

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: Midlander

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Then there's also the eyebrow problem.

http://www.rendezvousculturels.ca/JLanguirand.jpg

LMAO! :beer:

Oh, I know what that reminds me of now! That old gremlin with white hair! Ah good times.

 

[dennilfloss]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/p...ess_medical_record_breakers/html/1.stm

:laugh:

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: her209
So sex doesn't get better with age?

<--- Not looking forward to doing the nasty with a hairy women.

Well,if you're smart and marry a decent woman you won't need to worry about it.Once most women finish menopause they gracefully exit the sexual arena,many of them have understandings with their husbands that allow the men to get their sexual needs met elsewhere.

oh and Dennil, go back to d/loading hig res pron or something, this thread is not uplifting to say the least.