Since I basically have very little sex life and I still have a decent supply of condoms, I walked around the big fat black lady that was passing them out on campus.
When I walked around her, she ran up and stood in front of me and shouted, "Don't you walk away from me, young man!" and she shoved a strip of six condoms in my face.
I just shoved them into my pocket and forgot about them and thought "if only she knew the last time I had sex..."
Later that day, the condoms popped out of my pocket when I was reaching for my cell phone... right in front of my professor. He gave me an odd look.
When I walked around her, she ran up and stood in front of me and shouted, "Don't you walk away from me, young man!" and she shoved a strip of six condoms in my face.
I just shoved them into my pocket and forgot about them and thought "if only she knew the last time I had sex..."
Later that day, the condoms popped out of my pocket when I was reaching for my cell phone... right in front of my professor. He gave me an odd look.
