Some random dude hands me a condom..

[brxndxn]

Since I basically have very little sex life and I still have a decent supply of condoms, I walked around the big fat black lady that was passing them out on campus.

When I walked around her, she ran up and stood in front of me and shouted, "Don't you walk away from me, young man!" and she shoved a strip of six condoms in my face.

I just shoved them into my pocket and forgot about them and thought "if only she knew the last time I had sex..."

Later that day, the condoms popped out of my pocket when I was reaching for my cell phone... right in front of my professor. He gave me an odd look.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Since I basically have very little sex life and I still have a decent supply of condoms, I walked around the big fat black lady that was passing them out on campus.

When I walked around her, she ran up and stood in front of me and shouted, "Don't you walk away from me, young man!" and she shoved a strip of six condoms in my face.

I just shoved them into my pocket and forgot about them and thought "if only she knew the last time I had sex..."

Later that day, the condoms popped out of my pocket when I was reaching for my cell phone... right in front of my professor. He gave me an odd look.

lol

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
Well, I don't think I would trust those condoms unless there were other people handing them out. That would be some prank, handing out defective condoms to people too cheap to buy them.

Heh, yep. Check for holes. Ever read Ciderhouse Rules?
I wouldn't ever trust condoms handed out on the street like that.