Some baby names I've picked out so far....

[KeithTalent]

And what happens when they turn 18?

iKid 2G

KT

 

[mizzou]

I'll make this simple

Girl = your name with a "a" or "ela" added

Boy = Your name with a Jr.

 

[MJinZ]

iKid

KT

I would not put it past Apple freaks to name their kid that.

 

[Arik5405]

Isabelle for a first name is really nice

Ah the boy names, well, Dustin and Damien I don't like at all. James and Ryan are cool names.

But now Dustin James Eastling has a nice ring to it 🙂, nickname DJ

I like Dustin James Eastling. No one (including my fiance) has been a big fan of Damian, except for me.

Isabelle as first name isn't bad either.

 

[Arik5405]

I'll make this simple

Girl = your name with a "a" or "ela" added

Boy = Your name with a Jr.

Arika, Arikela

Arik Jr.

I'm not liking....

 

[mizzou]

Arika, Arikela

Arik Jr.

I'm not liking....

Whatever you do pick a manly or girly name, I'm so sick of all these ambigously named children running around.

 

[polarmystery]

¡xobile

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

GodlessAstronomer. Boy or girl. It's a pain in the ass to type, but totally worth it.

 

[olds]

I vote for oldsmorunt.

 

[tynopik]

Bobby Tables

http://xkcd.com/327/

 

[Printer Bandit]

Jack
Kate
Sawyer
Hurley
Sayid
Juliet
Ben
Jacob
Charlie
Claire
Aaron
Desmond
Jin
Sun
Penny
Bernard
Rose
John
Michael
Walt
Shannon
Boone
Vincent
Richard
Daniel
Nikki
Charlotte
Paulo
Libby
Leslie
Frank
Miles
Ana Lucia

 

[Ballatician]

iKid 2G

KT

jk?

 

[IronWing]

Bono
The Edge

 

[her209]

Seven

Soda

 

[shiner]

Ugh on the names you picked for a boy. Might as well just cut to the chase and name it Beat The Fuck Outta Me Eastling

 

[shiner]

Soda

Coke!

Err...Pop!

Dammit..wrong thread!!!

 

[Train]

Fookwan!

 

[OBLAMA2009]

Have you considered "oblama" for a boy or "oblamaette" for a girl? how about "JaOblama"?


hey how come you're going around knocking chix up? do you have a job? are you going to get married and take care of that kid or move on? as a tax payer id like to know...

 

[OBLAMA2009]

boy:
jamal mohammed eastling
d'andre lebron eastling


girl:
shaneequa nateesha eastling
ebony shavon eastling

 

[arrfep]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Ronan!

 

[adairusmc]

boy:
jamal mohammed eastling
d'andre lebron eastling


girl:
shaneequa nateesha eastling
ebony shavon eastling

Almost guaranteed acceptance to college with any of those.

 

[Ballatician]

Soda

:awe:

 

[Ballatician]

La-a. For reals.

Seriously though OP, I like all the names you listed. In the end, kids are always going to make fun of other kids no matter what. Pick a name that you and your wife are happy with, not necessarily one that lessens his/her chance of bullying though hopefully one that doesn't increase it.

 

[mafia]

Try some Eastern European names..