Qbah
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Launch trailer with FemShep is up! :awe:
http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/05/mass-effect-3-femshep-trailer/
http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/05/mass-effect-3-femshep-trailer/
I'm 3 1/2 hours in, so far no mention of how the Reapers actually got to Earth. Am I missing something here? Last I recall, we just spent two games foiling the Reapers plans and yet the third game begins with their arrival... and without an explanation? Was it really this easy to get to Earth all along?
Also, why aren't they focusing on the Citadel, I remember in ME1 the Prothean relic states that the Reapers targeted the Citadel first - that the Prothean leaders and command structure were already dead/broken before anyone knew the invasion was happening. So why break form this time and go for Earth...
Anyway, maybe these questions are answered later in the game. This is, of course, always the problem with the third part of any trilogy - the people playing and looking for answers are inevitably disappointed because at the end of the day, most people are just playing a game and aren't that into the plot. For instance, I wonder how many people playing ME3 will even ask themselves "How did the Reapers get here if I just spent two games stopping them?". If I had to guess I'd say less than 5%.
Ramblings...
If you played the "Arrival" DLC for ME2, you'd know the Reapers were already damn close. As in within months. Once they reach a mass relay, they can go wherever they want.
I'm 3 1/2 hours in, so far no mention of how the Reapers actually got to Earth. Am I missing something here? Last I recall, we just spent two games foiling the Reapers plans and yet the third game begins with their arrival... and without an explanation? Was it really this easy to get to Earth all along?
Also, why aren't they focusing on the Citadel, I remember in ME1 the Prothean relic states that the Reapers targeted the Citadel first - that the Prothean leaders and command structure were already dead/broken before anyone knew the invasion was happening. So why break form this time and go for Earth...
Anyway, maybe these questions are answered later in the game. This is, of course, always the problem with the third part of any trilogy - the people playing and looking for answers are inevitably disappointed because at the end of the day, most people are just playing a game and aren't that into the plot. For instance, I wonder how many people playing ME3 will even ask themselves "How did the Reapers get here if I just spent two games stopping them?". If I had to guess I'd say less than 5%.
Ramblings...
Wow, the game is getting terribad user ratings on metacritic.
Wow, the game is getting terribad user ratings on metacritic.
Don't scare mesince it can't be worst then Dragon Age 2,anyway I find out this weekend with luck.
Wow, the game is getting terribad user ratings on metacritic.
Wow, the game is getting terribad user ratings on metacritic.
Well, subsequent to a bunch of installation troubles I currently believe to be related to the securom protection used, I've gotten to play.
So far the gameplay has been a vast improvement over ME2. Enemies are much smarter and the zones far less linear. A lot of familiar faces too. Plot is .... well, it's isn't doing anything to assuage my fears so far, but at least it's not making them worse.
Some highly questionable decisions though. Those of you who played the multiplayer are aware of the odd Trading Card Game booster-pack scheme used for unlocking things. Fun in it's way, but a little frustrating in it's way too, and an odd choice.
Until you open up multiplayer, and see that they're selling those packs for real money as well as in game currency. At which point all of a sudden the must-keep-buying-more aspect it brought takes on a much darker face.
I understand that companies need to make cash and all, but this policy of "Monetize Everything".....it's worse then I thought even EA would be able to push Bioware to.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/mass-effect-3/user-reviews?user_review_id=2165003I went out to buy this game on release day, at midnight. I headed to my local gamestop, armed with my trusty family size bag of Sour Cream and Onion Lays and Super Big GULP of Mountain Dew. There was a short line of people waiting at Gamestop. I was 8th. I popped open my bag of chips and grabbed a fistful, getting crumbs on the ground and slurping my dew. The guy infront of me, some fat-ass dressed as Thane, asked if he could have some. I told him it wouldn't help his cancer and he frowned at me. And then, this girl and her friends, got in line behind me. I took a look at her ass. That fine, Miranda-esque ass. A sweat droplet dripped from my forehead. I don't do well with women, you see. I shoveled chips down my mouth in order to calm the urge to say something, because it wouldn't end well. I used my Big GULP to wet my cottonmouth. Just don't talk to her and she won't know. Then it happened. She asked me if I had a pen, because she wanted to draw something for a friend. More sweat. I reached into my pocket, grasping at the contents, my greasy, sour cream and onion hands finally grasping my favorite DRAGON AGE pen. She looked at it when I handed it to her, and said, "Oh you like Dragon Age? It's one of my favorites!" I opened my mouth, feeling the anxiety, and closed it without saying anything. I must've been turning pale at this point, because the pressure was building and I didn't have a release valve handy. "Y-yes, I l-loved DA." She smiled. Oh god. That beautiful angel smiled. And that was the end. I couldn't contain it anymore. A girl had smiled at me. For the first time in 4 years, a female other than my mother had smiled at me. My shriveled phimosis pecker from masturbating to Tali suddenly sprang to life, raging out of my grease-stained sweatpants like a primeval animal. My head went back, and I unleashed a guttural, inhuman sound as a rumble came from within. My foreskin ballooned up, and the girl turned around, looked at it, and looked at me with pure terror in her eyes. But it was too late. The die had been cast. A huge torrent of semen gushed out, as if the Hoover Dam had suddenly been blown wide open. The wheels were in motion. The front of the wave smashed into her like a fist, knocking her back into her friends and them into a wall. And I couldn't stop. I wasn't going to stop. The river would flow. Plastered against a wall, I could barely make out their outlines... until my footing started to give away. For each action, there is a reaction. When a gun is fired, it recoils. I yelled for help. The fatty Thane turned around slowly, taking out his earphones. It was too late. I lost traction. My bulk smashed into him. And the others behind him. The propulsion of my semen was too much. I had left a sizeable lake in the outdoor mall, and now, I was being lifted off of my feet and into the air, smashing into the poor people behind me one by one, knocking them out of the way as they yelled and cursed. My mass hurtled towards the store, propelled by the orgasm. The door to Gamestop was no match for me. It shattered when my ass rammed it. Cum sprayed everywhere in the store, all over the demos, the consoles, and all of the games. I bounced around in the store like a pinball, unable to control my tirade. And then it happened. My stomach started rumbling. I shouldn't have had those 24 tacos... and then the 2nd gate was open. Hot, molten liquid brown started flooding out from between my cheeks, coating the store in brown. I was covered in my own crap and cum. The force was too much. I hit the ceiling hard on a bounce, and the ceiling gave way as I went into the sky, a spiral of sperm and feces raining down below me, coating cars, trees, pets, houses, you name it. I must've gone a good 2000 feet up into the air. The horrendous flow just wasn't stopping. I grabbed my shaft, trying to stem the flow, but I ended up directing it into the air, forcing my trajectory to change towards the ground. I was in tears. Why was this happening to me? I looked down, and realized I was heading towards the local orphanage. I closed my eyes and prayed. I prayed for it to be over. But it wasn't. The walls of the orphanage were no match for my mass. Room by room I hurdled by, spraying each with my internal brown and white. They gave way easily as I hit the ground, hard. I must've made a small crater. At least I had stopped moving. But the orphanage was already in shambles, the children covered in my would-be children and waste. Look what you did Bioware. You ruined an orphanage. Also the game sucks, I grabbed it in Gamestop while pinballing and played it after I got home when the urges subsided, and the opening menu sucks. Do not buy.…
This is my favorite review