So, what TECHNIQUE did you use to pick up your CURRENT GF/BF??

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: minendo
Me: How much? Her: $5 dollar. Me love you long time.

haha..lmao!

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: Vortex22

one that didn't:

During invasion of Kuwait, I was watching breaking news on a big screnn tv in Sears and an attractive guy walked up and said, "They are attacking my home country and I am very worried about my family! Let me take you to dinner tonight."

Ahahaha...

I would probably have said yes if it weren't so creepy and insincere.

There was no pickup line from my husband, he just dort of grew on me over a long period of casual acquantaince

 

[gogeeta13]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

You and Gene Simmons, both.

 

[SuperSix]

Rufinol...

 

[d33pt]

damn mr britney spear is back on ANOTHER nickname....argh

 

[SerraYX]

I'll find out tomorrow...I'm gonna (hopefully) ask this girl in my poli sci class to a campus event

 

[amnesiac]

Every girlfriend I've had has asked *me* out.
Top that.

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: psteng19

Originally posted by: Descartes
Jeez... how many excuses can you find to post a pic of your gf, LOLyourFace?

Haha, exactly what I was thinking.
Someone likes showing off...

Anyway, LOLyourFace, were you formerly CuriousAndy?

i thought psychoandy was originally curiousandy?

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Just asked her out after talking to her, approaching one month next week

 

[mpitts]

I found her (now my wife) on matchmaker.com over three years ago.

 

[Masas]

the "hey i think you're great and i wanna get to know you"
followed by the
"huh? was i supposed to call you? i lost ur number" etc etc...
ending with her saying
"can u come over? i have to tell you something"



9 months now....
grab their attention, and then stop caring, let them come to you.

(actually, i had grabbed her attention, and then given up, but hey, it worked)

 

[dfi]

Originally posted by: Shiva112
my gf picked me up actually. We'd been friends and talking a bit over e-mail and at lunch with a big group. We worked at the same company and we'd flirt a little over e-mail. Then one afternoon she came over to my desk. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "So what are you doing after work?"
Her: "Probably just go home and cook some dinner."
Me: "What are you making?"
Her: "What do you wanna eat?"

short pause...

Me: "Do you know how to make puris?" (puri is an Indian dish, kinda like a deep fried tortilla)
Her: "Yeah, do you want to come over after work?"
Me: "Sure"

the rest is history...

I'm stealing that one.

dfi

 

[gopunk]

the donkey punch technique

 

[wfbberzerker]

blackjack (if ya know what i mean...)

 

[Maetryx]

The Hind Lick Maneuver (tm).

 

[Gooberlx2]

I used dancing (swing, latin, etc) as an ice breaker for my last GF.

 

[Freejack2]

Well I was out in the pasture grazing when farmer Fred bought a new cow to the pasture. So I walked up to her mooed, and licked her. She licked me back and said moo. It was true love right there and then. We've been udderly happy ever since.

 

[Maetryx]

Me: I have to tell you something. I'm attracted to you, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you don't need to spend another second with that dirtbag. You're way better than that.

Her: I think I'm going to be sick.

Been married for 4 years, together for 7 years.

 

[HOWITIS]

Me: "So what are you doing after work?"
Her: "Probably just go home and cook some dinner."
Me: "What are you making?"
Her: "What do you wanna eat?"

smoooooooth

 

[mattyrug]

Originally posted by: gopunk
the donkey punch technique

BUHHWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'd liked her, known her and had been sorta friends with her for about two years before. Unfortunately she'd had a steady boyfriend the whole time. Never stopped me from playfully flirting though.

Chem test in Friday afternoon class. I finished in 15 minutes - bloody easy crap. Walked out into the hallway - she's sitting there talking to friends of mine/hers. Hadn't talked to her for a few months, so we chatted for awhile. She leaves. One of the other people tells me she and her boyfriend broke up. After a bit of thoughtful goatee-stroking and dinner, I asked her out that night.

We'll be engaged for a year this November.

- M4H

 

[yhdd]

no clue how we met...i think it was at a party...got drunk woke up with her.....and ive known her for over 2 yrs now

 

[propellerhead]

My spousal unit was issued to me by the US Air Force.

When I got stationed a long long time ago in a far far place in Norther Michigan, several guys in our mostly male dorm were getting married to females in the USAF. It seemed like every month someone was getting married to a girl in uniform, getting assigned a house on base, and moving out of the rat hole dorms we lived in. I asked how this was happening, and where do I get mine. One guy jokingly said, "Hey! The Air Force issues you everything you need. Go over to the Supply Squadron. They have lots of hot chicks there. If not, try the Base Hospital."

So, I frequented the Supply Squadron and met this one chickie-babe. She looked hot in the USAF blue uniform. I said, "Hi." The rest is history....

That was 16 years ago. I haven't turned her in for a replacement spousal unit. This one is still serviceable. She still looks hot in her USAF uniform.