soccer doesn't suck. I remember being in third grade at my dad's workplace bar-b-que. His boss was sitting there tlaking to me with my dad "so what sport to do you like " and I said "Soccer!' and kept going on on how fun it was...and then he looks at me and says blunty "Soccer Sucks" and says that once he was going to get a tatoo that said "Cheap Shot" with some design I didn't undersatnd (nor do i still understand what he was saying). I just stared at him and then walked away because he made me feel bad that i liked it
Either way, I ended up scoring 2nd in the croquet tournament and to be in 3rd grade and own like 30-50 year olds made me feel good 😉
and yes, soccer rules.