So this stripper gave me her digits...

[edmundoab]

go find her,
and she'll show you an adorable face, begging for forgiveness, and btw, do you want another lap dance?

u might just throw another $80

its business, and they know how to hook men up to earn a living.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
you = dumbass

 

[LikeLinus]

lol I love all the guys who come in here and say they've been with a stripper.

Gotta love ATOT. Fantasy world..home of the pimple face teen!

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
For $170 you could have had two hookers

Where is this? I need to know for my...uh...friend.

 

[Chunkee]

i dated one once in college for about 3 weeks....

she gave me a bunch of passes to the strip club...

I showed up about two months later with bunch of mates,

it was a little awkward, however, just got lapdances from the other chics...

she was very hot, very nice believe it or not....she traveled to St. Louis every weekend to work. It paid for her tuition, local apartment, apartment near strip club, car ...etc

interesting time....

ah college

jC

 

[MisterCornell]

THEY DON'T LOVE YOU FOOL, THEY LOVE YOUR MONEY!

^
|

What I try to explain to my friend the strip club enthusiast all the time.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
i dated one once in college for about 3 weeks....

she gave me a bunch of passes to the strip club...

I showed up about two months later with bunch of mates,

it was a little awkward, however, just got lapdances from the other chics...

she was very hot, very nice believe it or not....she traveled to St. Louis every weekend to work. It paid for her tuition, local apartment, apartment near strip club, car ...etc

interesting time....

ah college

jC

:camera:'s?

 

[SoulAssassin]

Post her #. We still might be able to get $170 worth of entertainment out of this.

 

[JulesMaximus]

A stripper is like a bad slot machine that never pays off.

You=sucker

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
you = dumbass

Elegant in it's simplicity, isn't it?

The accuracy factor is dead on too.

 

[JonnyBlaze]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
A stripper is like a bad slot machine that never pays off.

You=sucker

yep. and when you can pull a stripper, you dont spend a dime on them.

 

[IdaGno]

see - education IS expensive

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
lol I love all the guys who come in here and say they've been with a stripper.

Gotta love ATOT. Fantasy world..home of the pimple face teen!

my GF was a rather successful amatuer stripper...but those days are long gone unfortunately.

 

[meltdown75]

pwnage supreme w/ a side of live and learn.

picking up at a strip bar is for people that collect STDs as a hobby.

 

[jtvang125]

Ok, let's get this straight. I did what 90% of the guys out there would have done. I had no intentions of trying to buy her number as she was the one who made the offer. I would have gone the second round regardless of getting a number or not because I was there to have a good time. This was business trip so who said we couldn't have fun on a business trip. $130 ain't sh!t when I've seen people blow half a grand on a stripper in one night.

Oh, it is a legit number but most likely it's a voicemail system and she's probably screening the calls first before calling anyone back. So what that she never called back...life still goes on.

 

[meltdown75]

just make sure you wear your rubber boots if you plan on getting down with a peeler.

and if you must snack on that thing, give it a nice healthy sniff first!

this is all assuming you ever hear from or see her again which is highly unlikely, unless you visit said strip joint again, at which point you may become fodder for some overprotective big-brother-like bouncers whose main goals in life consist of working out and protecting the talent.

 

[Rainsford]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Ok, let's get this straight. I did what 90% of the guys out there would have done. I had no intentions of trying to buy her number as she was the one who made the offer. I would have gone the second round regardless of getting a number or not because I was there to have a good time. This was business trip so who said we couldn't have fun on a business trip. $130 ain't sh!t when I've seen people blow half a grand on a stripper in one night.

Oh, it is a legit number but most likely it's a voicemail system and she's probably screening the calls first before calling anyone back. So what that she never called back...life still goes on.

If she didn't play you with her number, as you say, then I'm with you. You win some, you lose some, life goes on. Only people who haven't dated much make a big deal out of getting shot down by some random girl you hardly know.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
you = dumbass

 

[CHfan4ever]

HAHAHAHAHA :laugh:
I remember my first few time when this stripper was "hook" on me..and was totally amazed by how bieutiful she was.

But i got attached for nothing and realise that those strippers will do everything to get your attention.

Ohhhh and dont forget...those strippers offently come with lots of problems ( drugs, sometime prostitution etc)

Waaatch out its my only advice

 

[Ricochet]

You gotta learn to work it and maximize what you can get with your money. When you're about to get a dance say that you're not quite ready yet so you can chit chat for a little bit. Chances are she's already on your lap. You can rub her @ss and run the other hand along her legs.

 

[mugs]

Maybe she can't answer the phone because she gave you her fingers.

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Nitemare
For $170 you could have had two hookers

Where is this? I need to know for my...uh...friend.

He was in SD.
He could have went to TJ(15 mins away) and easily get 2 hookers for $170.
And some of the girls there in TJ are gorgeous.

 

[Drakkon]

i think the "Raisins" episode of southpark showed us best...girls like that are just out to get your money....nothing more...nothing less...