So this stripper gave me her digits...

jtvang125

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Cliff notes at bottom.

Ok, a few weeks back a coworker and I go down to San Diego for a business trip. This was a friday. We got off work @ 8:30p, headed back to hotel to shower and prep, got ready and went out to grab dinner. We decided to try out the Bullpen Bar & Grill just incase we wanted to hop next door to Cheetah's;). And no it has nothing to do with Africa.

The waitresses at the Bullpen were all such a tease...tight shirts and daisy dukes. The buzz was kickin in so we couldn't resist and hopped next door. I came out of the men's room and my coworker was already flirting with one of the dancers. She was asian, blonde streaks, hot face, kickin body. Work name was Precious. She walked away as I came over but approached me like 5mins later.

The usual routine goes, she ask if I want a dance, who could say no. After 6 short songs later, I'm out $60. She tells me she wants to give me her number later, I said cool. I go back and shoot some pool with the coworker. An unknown amount of time goes by and she comes back and sits on my lap. By now it's not too hard to convince me to go another round. We go back, I drop another $70. She tells me to go outside and wait while she goes and writes her number for me. My friend finds me and says let's bounce. She comes back and gives me a movie ticket stub with her digits and whispers in my ear that I better call her. Ok, whatever...and we leave.

We headed back Sunday afternoon (LA). I didn't bother calling the whole weekend. Monday rolls by and I said what the heck and I called only to get her voicemail. I left a msg and to call me back. Nothing. Weekend comes around and I called again...same thing. Memorial weekend comes and I tried again cause she told me she'll be in vegas that weekend and so will I. Yep, you guessed it, nothing.

Looks like I just fell for the old "Let me give you my number" routine. I'll make a note to pay her a visit if I'm ever in town just to see what her excuses are. Beeotch!

Cliff notes:
1. Coworker and I hit strip club during business trip.
2. After blowing $170 on lap dances she gives me her number.
3. Called several times, left msg on voicemail but never return my calls.
4. Chances of scoring with a stripper - (0-1)
 

HOWITIS

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i went out on a date with a stripper once, i thought she was a regular girl. at start of date found out she worked at hooters, middle of date find out shes a stripper. i brought her home before she tried to take all my money.
 

m2kewl

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you = suckered

if there is ONE rule in life, it is: don't hit strippers and hoes...no matter how hot
 

HOWITIS

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LMAO, my cousin works at pizza hut. he said some jerkoff kept calling and leaving messages for some girl named glitter/
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: HOWITIS
LMAO, my cousin works at pizza hut. he said some jerkoff kept calling and leaving messages for some girl named glitter/

Yeah, that's weird though... why would she give him (the OP) her real number?
 

HN

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The cliffnotes don't convey the dumbassedness.
if you blew $170 w/o knowing she was going to give you her number, then there's nothing wrong with that (which is what's implied in the notes).

now, if you spend money, then she tells you she'll do such and such, and then you spend more money because of what she said, then it is clear (which is in the full text)

good story, bad notes
 

Baked

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Next time just give the money to your mom and ask for her number. At least you know it's the right number.
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: Baked
Next time just give the money to your mom and ask for her number. At least you know it's the right number.

Maybe she'll give you a lap dance as well.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Baked
Next time just give the money to your mom and ask for her number. At least you know it's the right number.

Maybe she'll give you a lap dance as well.

Maybe she will whisper in your ear too
 

DJFuji

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Jesus some of you guys are pretty harsh on the guy behind your little computer screen. He might have gotten played, but how many times have strippers given YOU their number?

 

Rastus

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It's a rite of passage to blow a wad (of cash) on a stripper.

You can consider the alternative, I actually picked up a stripper in a strip joint and lived with her for about three months when I was much younger. It was a horrible experience, when I caught her with my best friend, I actually gave them my blessing. She moved in with him and tortured him for a while.
 

NogginBoink

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Originally posted by: m2kewl
you = suckered

if there is ONE rule in life, it is: don't hit strippers and hoes...no matter how hot

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. The strippers I've been with have been a LOT of fun in the sack.

Hit them. Just don't fall for them!
 
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Coiuld have nailed an ex-stripper. But found out she had a kid and decided not to. She had hte best body ever. Face was avaergage.
 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Originally posted by: m2kewl
you = suckered

if there is ONE rule in life, it is: don't hit strippers and hoes...no matter how hot

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. The strippers I've been with have been a LOT of fun in the sack.

Hit them. Just don't fall for them!
more power to you. :D

i'll stick with 'obviously have no idea what you're talking about' :p