So there's a warrant out for my arrest

James Bond

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Received a call from a friend this morning at 5:00 AM. He was calling from nearby jail.

I hopped on the jails website and checked his name, sure enough, he's in there. Reason? A warrant was put out for him due to an unpaid violation: Recreational fishing in the 2nd degree.

I type in my name - yep, one for me there too.

Six months ago we were on a buddies boat and put a single pole out while we hung out. Within a few minutes, a police boat came up and asked for licenses. He didn't have one and mine was expired. We apologized profusely as all three officers acted like we were wanted for murder. When it was all said and done, we were informed that we "may get a ticket in the mail" because they "had to think about it".

We never received any ticket.

I called the court this morning. The receptionist sees that warrants were issued, but no tickets were ever sent to anyone. She was literally laughing the entire time because this whole thing is such a joke.

I just wrote a letter that I will be faxing in the judge. If he likes the letter, I will hopefully just have to pay a fine. If not, I will have to go to court mid-week.

Either way this is just ridiculous. :|

UPDATE 5-18-08:
I called into the District Court again first thing this morning to verify that they received my fax. Of course, there was no record of my fax, and to make things worse, the woman I spoke with last time didn't even schedule me for court. I asked what the best possible thing to do at this moment was, and she said that my only option was to either fax in another letter or get a new court date scheduled, with NEXT Thursday being the soonest. I was irate (but acted calm).

I Googled the courthouse and it turns out that my office is very close. I printed out another letter and cruised over. When speaking with the court clerks they were unbelievably cold and indifferent to the whole thing. They got me signed up for court on the 28th, but said there was nothing else to be done. I asked why I never received a ticket, and they said I would have to take that up with the prosecutor's office, although it wouldn't do any good now. I decided to go, anyway (same building).

Once I got there the prosecutors clerk was a bit more understanding and willing to help. I asked if there was any way to just pay and get it over with, and she said no, but she would contact the prosecutor anyway. About 10 minutes later, he just showed up in front of me.

This was honestly the first person that I have spoken to that genuinely seemed to care and was willing to help. He acknowledged that the whole thing was BS, and we shared fishing stories on our walk up to the first clerk's office. He re-explained what I had said to them and asked what he needed to do to get this done with for me. (As a side note, I found it interesting that even the prosecutor didn't fully understand how the situation was to be handled, although he was fairly young probably 28-30ish). After talking to several people, we spoke with the main clerk lady. She said that she could try to talk to the judge directly, and he agreed that doing so would make my life much easier, so he scribbled up a motion to have me pay immediately and drop everything.

The judge was AFK at the time, so I left $109 (the original fee), thanked everyone, and left. I called in 5 minutes ago, and my warrant has been recalled and my fine has been paid in full. I'm DONE!


 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: nerp
Why didn't you get a fishing license?

We weren't planning on fishing. It was sorta like, "hey theres a fishing pole! Let's throw it in!". Never even crossed our minds.
 

bsobel

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So many hardened criminals on ATOT! Now lets sit back and watch other tell you how you got what you deserved (always fun on ATOT since everyone besides you is perfect)...

 

Peelback79

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Originally posted by: James Bond
Received a call from a friend this morning at 5:00 AM. He was calling from nearby jail.

I hopped on the jails website and checked his name, sure enough, he's in there. Reason? A warrant was put out for him due to an unpaid violation: Recreational fishing in the 2nd degree.

I type in my name - yep, one for me there too.

Six months ago we were on a buddies boat and put a single pole out while we hung out. Within a few minutes, a police boat came up and asked for licenses. He didn't have one and mine was expired. We apologized profusely as all three officers acted like we were wanted for murder. When it was all said and done, we were informed that we "may get a ticket in the mail" because they "had to think about it".

We never received any ticket.

I called the court this morning. The receptionist sees that warrants were issued, but no tickets were ever sent to anyone. She was literally laughing the entire time because this whole thing is such a joke.

I just wrote a letter that I will be faxing in the judge. If he likes the letter, I will hopefully just have to pay a fine. If not, I will have to go to court mid-week.

Either way this is just ridiculous. :|

Get that in writing and get her signature. Depending on how the letter to the judge goes.


 

Crono

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Bond has a warrant out for arrest, and he's asking the ATOT nerds for help.
I see a new movie in the making.
 

anxi80

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wanted man in california,
wanted man in buffalo
wanted man in kansas city,
wanted man in o-hi-o

wanted man in mississippi,
wanted man in ol' cheyenne

wherever you might look tonight you might see this wanted man

if you ever see me coming and if you know who i am
don't you breathe it to nobody 'cause you know I'm on the lam
 

Crono

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
your license to kill doesn't include fish?

I think he's allowed to kill people with fish, or kill people carrying fish, but not kill fish.
Department of Fish and Wildlife > Bond. James Bond.
 

PepePeru

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WE GOT A 10-19 PEOPLE A 10-19 THIS ISN'T A DRILL.
FISHING WITHOUT A LICENSE IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!!!

I REPEAT NOT A DRILL.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Recreational fishing... :laugh:

In the second degree, even. I didn't know recreational fishing was such a heinous crime that it merited degrees.
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: Farang
Don't fish without dynamite.

Fixed that for ya.

Does that really work? Throw in a piece of dynamite and watch as the fish get pulled up to the surface? Doesn't the dynamite have to be waterproof? Would the explosion char the fish enough that you could eat it right there?
 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: Peelback79
Originally posted by: James Bond
Received a call from a friend this morning at 5:00 AM. He was calling from nearby jail.

I hopped on the jails website and checked his name, sure enough, he's in there. Reason? A warrant was put out for him due to an unpaid violation: Recreational fishing in the 2nd degree.

I type in my name - yep, one for me there too.

Six months ago we were on a buddies boat and put a single pole out while we hung out. Within a few minutes, a police boat came up and asked for licenses. He didn't have one and mine was expired. We apologized profusely as all three officers acted like we were wanted for murder. When it was all said and done, we were informed that we "may get a ticket in the mail" because they "had to think about it".

We never received any ticket.

I called the court this morning. The receptionist sees that warrants were issued, but no tickets were ever sent to anyone. She was literally laughing the entire time because this whole thing is such a joke.

I just wrote a letter that I will be faxing in the judge. If he likes the letter, I will hopefully just have to pay a fine. If not, I will have to go to court mid-week.

Either way this is just ridiculous. :|

Get that in writing and get her signature. Depending on how the letter to the judge goes.

Yes, the judge will surely find that admissible evidence.

;)

 

jtvang125

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News Flash!

Leaks of the new James Bond movie is out. It was reported to be named, James Bond: No License to Fish. Coming to theaters this summer.
 

Joemonkey

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buddy of mine got a ticket for poaching because he didn't have a special stamp on his fishing license for trout

ticket was $185, stamp is $10...
 

KLin

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Originally posted by: Crono
Bond has a warrant out for arrest, and he's asking the ATOT nerds for help.
I see a new movie in the making.

I must've missed the part where he was asking for help. Can you point it out? Thanks.