So the neighbor called the cops on us tonight - TWO FRIGGIN TIMES...

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Continuity27

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Someone might have been beaten senseless, or worse, and the police weren't there to help because some dumb **** called the cops over a damn fire pit. :|
 

MisfitsFiend

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They called the cops on your for having a fire in a legitimate fire-container?

I'm shocked the cops didn't yell at them for false calls or whatever...
the cops thought it was really funny they just said "this is the huge bonfire" ha ha ha...they were really nice about it and just said not to let this riun our "good neighbor" status. She's old, sick, whatever else bs she told them...
 

Kelemvor

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Some localities have rules against fire pits and things like that... but if the cops were fine with it, and she called them twice, they should give her a ticket for false reporting of a crime and wasting the cops time and money....
 

Linflas

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
You can make them in your oven. I've never had a problem with grills putting out too much smoke. Those firepits are evil though. I hate them with a passion and I hate my neighbor with a passion when is inconsiderate ass uses it.
That's my point - my firepit does not put out much smoke because we use dry wood.

I remain skeptical. If it weren't annoying as hell I wouldn't be bitching about it.

Let me put it to you like this, it's 65 degrees outside at night and there is a nice breeze but I cannot open my windows or my house smells like it's on fire when he's using that damned thing. Would you be annoyed if you were me?

I would be annoyed but I would just close my windows for that night. It would seem to be the neighborly thing to do. A little tolerance goes a long way towards being good neighbors.
 

MisfitsFiend

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I was told before an open fire is ok as long as you are doing something with it - ie roasting marshmallows or hot dogs. I looked for Chicago, and did not find any laws against open firepits - and the cops didn't say anything.
 

Cobalt

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We have a lady like that in our neighborhood too. Wonder if it's the same lady? :p She called the cops on my friends and I because we were outside playing baseball with plastic bats and whiffle balls. :eek: Thought we were dangerous. She used to call the cops on my friends a lot, but I guess her old age has slowed her down. :)
 

mcvickj

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Nothing beats a good bonfire. The crackle of the wood.....the smell of the wood burning....ahhhh...... Tell her to go jump in the lake.
 

MisfitsFiend

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We have a lady like that in our neighborhood too. Wonder if it's the same lady? She called the cops on my friends and I because we were outside playing baseball with plastic bats and whiffle balls. Thought we were dangerous. She used to call the cops on my friends a lot, but I guess her old age has slowed her down.


She likes to call the cops on the kids across teh street when they are playing on the sidewalk (while their parents are sitting on their stairs). Then she tries to convince us to call too because they are "too loud". We have our windows open all the time and they don't bother us. THey are normal kids playing outside in the summer...she gets mad because we never call the cops (because there is no reason to).

Cobalt you live in Chicago? It sure sound like the same crotchety old lady!
 

Medicine Bear

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The easy solution to this is to call one of those singing telegram places and have different guys show up at her house every day for a week. One day a gorilla, the next a fireman, then a pirate, of course a ninja, on and on and on. Sure it will cost you some $$$ but eventually the hag will drop dead of a heart attack. That or you can go plant some hippie lettuce in her flower gardens then call the cops and report her for cultivating pot.
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
We have a nice tall 6+ foot fence in her direction. SHe has repeatedly asked us to take it down because she "couldn't see into our yard." So now she just pokes her head out her windows and stares (needless to say we did not even consider it).

Tonight she did have an interesting ritual - she would slam all her windows shut...5 min later she would open them...only to slam them shut after another 10 min...repeat...

Sign her up for some junk mail: classes at the community college, every church in the area, anger management, etc.

Is she elderly? I wonder if she isn't mentally ill.

 

Transition

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
You can make them in your oven. I've never had a problem with grills putting out too much smoke. Those firepits are evil though. I hate them with a passion and I hate my neighbor with a passion when is inconsiderate ass uses it.
That's my point - my firepit does not put out much smoke because we use dry wood.

I remain skeptical. If it weren't annoying as hell I wouldn't be bitching about it.

Let me put it to you like this, it's 65 degrees outside at night and there is a nice breeze but I cannot open my windows or my house smells like it's on fire when he's using that damned thing. Would you be annoyed if you were me?

Did someone hear that, i think it was a WAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
 

Cobalt

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
We have a lady like that in our neighborhood too. Wonder if it's the same lady? She called the cops on my friends and I because we were outside playing baseball with plastic bats and whiffle balls. Thought we were dangerous. She used to call the cops on my friends a lot, but I guess her old age has slowed her down.


She likes to call the cops on the kids across teh street when they are playing on the sidewalk (while their parents are sitting on their stairs). Then she tries to convince us to call too because they are "too loud". We have our windows open all the time and they don't bother us. THey are normal kids playing outside in the summer...she gets mad because we never call the cops (because there is no reason to).

Cobalt you live in Chicago? It sure sound like the same crotchety old lady!

Hanover Park, you?
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Mojoed
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
Proud to be one of AT's 5 woman posters

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I think there are way more than 5 women regular posters here now.
Just off the top of my head...

Adica
Mosh
Ohtwell
Geekbabe
KarenMarie
Tami

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You forgot:

Lolawiz
Tomato

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MisfitsFiend

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quote:
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

quote:
We have a lady like that in our neighborhood too. Wonder if it's the same lady? She called the cops on my friends and I because we were outside playing baseball with plastic bats and whiffle balls. Thought we were dangerous. She used to call the cops on my friends a lot, but I guess her old age has slowed her down.




She likes to call the cops on the kids across teh street when they are playing on the sidewalk (while their parents are sitting on their stairs). Then she tries to convince us to call too because they are "too loud". We have our windows open all the time and they don't bother us. THey are normal kids playing outside in the summer...she gets mad because we never call the cops (because there is no reason to).

Cobalt you live in Chicago? It sure sound like the same crotchety old lady!



Hanover Park, you?

Chicago - Bucktown/Wicker Park
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
lol you got it easy. i got sued by my russian neighbors for having a fence on my own yard and that they could not get into it for i dont what reason. moved out a few months after because they are annoying as hell.

My dad was sued 4-6 times at his last house. Some little old lady from florida moved in. She sued my dad for a fence (on his property and lega), him building a deck and him useing the easment between the property, For throwing snow into her walk/drive with his snowblower when he did the sidewalk off.

Finally my dad did some investagation into her. Find out in florida she filled over 300 small claim cases.

My dad eventually sold the house, it was just to big for him and his wife. Not to mention the yard was huge and he couldnt mow it every week.

It actually scared me when i baught my first house. I hope i do not get a nutcase next to me heh.
 

xgsound

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I don't know if this still works in 2005, but "Once upon a time" the solution to this kind of problem was to invite the immediate neighbors to the party.

The world is alot more complicated now, but even if it doesn't work, you might find out what the real problem is.

Jim
 

marvdmartian

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Sounds like it's time for a flaming bag of dog pooh on their front step, with a doorbell ring and run!! :laugh:
 

phreakah

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Originally posted by: Toasthead
fling a flaming hot marshmallow at thier upstairs windows!

i attempted to do that to a neighbor once while cooking marshmallows... unfortunately it landed on the grass and their stupid dog sat on the marshmallow... he then ran around the yard in circles trying to get the marshmallow off
 
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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
for a little firepit we had going in the backyard. It was a real loud rockin party - us, parents and grandparents :roll: She didn't like the firepit

The cops thought it was pretty funny, and rolled their eyes - we even offered them some smores. The cops were really nice about it - said they saw nothing wrong.

I have one word of advice for you:


trebuchet
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
for a little firepit we had going in the backyard. It was a real loud rockin party - us, parents and grandparents :roll: She didn't like the firepit

The cops thought it was pretty funny, and rolled their eyes - we even offered them some smores. The cops were really nice about it - said they saw nothing wrong.

I have one word of advice for you:


Roshambo

Fixed :D