So the neighbor called the cops on us tonight - TWO FRIGGIN TIMES...

MisfitsFiend

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for a little firepit we had going in the backyard. It was a real loud rockin party - us, parents and grandparents :roll: She didn't like the firepit

The cops thought it was pretty funny, and rolled their eyes - we even offered them some smores. The cops were really nice about it - said they saw nothing wrong.



Update:

I was walking home today and saw her sitting on her front steps. I decided not to hold a grudge and I said good evening to her. She was so excited got up said hi and did this really stupid excited wave like nothing happened. I almost said good evening jack a$$, but decided against it.

On another note, I have received some phone calls and talked to other neighbors that wanted to make sure I knew that only she was behind this and not them. There is a consensus in my neighborhood that she is a complete idiot!! Found out more info about her and how often she calls the cops on kids and stuff like that...what a sad and distorted life she lives with her two kids.
 

BigToque

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that's pretty silly, although in some places it's illegal to have a fire within the city limits. (although apparently not in your area)
 

MisfitsFiend

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This is the same neighbor that asked if I had any poison to put outside so dogs stay off her grass and away from her house. She lives two houses away btw.
 

EyeMWing

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Oh, two houses down. Even better. Build a makeshift grenade launcher and start lobbing improvised incendiaries at her.
 

MisfitsFiend

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We have a nice tall 6+ foot fence in her direction. SHe has repeatedly asked us to take it down because she "couldn't see into our yard." So now she just pokes her head out her windows and stares (needless to say we did not even consider it).

Tonight she did have an interesting ritual - she would slam all her windows shut...5 min later she would open them...only to slam them shut after another 10 min...repeat...
 

MisfitsFiend

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How could she see a fire in your backyard from two houses away?
out her 3rd story window. She lives on 1, her son on 2 and her daughter on 3 (neither married in their 40's).
 

Gurck

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Eh... on the one hand, I can't stand it when neighbors make a lot of noise, it's very rude and inconsiderate. On the other, I've never called the police on any.
 

Viperoni

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
We have a nice tall 6+ foot fence in her direction. SHe has repeatedly asked us to take it down because she "couldn't see into our yard." So now she just pokes her head out her windows and stares (needless to say we did not even consider it).

Tonight she did have an interesting ritual - she would slam all her windows shut...5 min later she would open them...only to slam them shut after another 10 min...repeat...

Drive a car through her living room. Crazy b1tches thinking they can psych people out and 5h1t.
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
How could she see a fire in your backyard from two houses away?
out her 3rd story window. She lives on 1, her son on 2 and her daughter on 3 (neither married in their 40's).

No wonder she's pissed off all the time.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
How could she see a fire in your backyard from two houses away?
out her 3rd story window. She lives on 1, her son on 2 and her daughter on 3 (neither married in their 40's).

Christ. The world would certainly be a better place if that place went up. Call some people, see if you can't arrange for a 500lb bomb to fall off a USAF plane.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
for a little firepit we had going in the backyard. It was a real loud rockin party - us, parents and grandparents :roll: She didn't like the firepit

The cops thought it was pretty funny, and rolled their eyes - we even offered them some smores. The cops were really nice about it - said they saw nothing wrong.

Those things are fvcking evil. Someone on the street behind us has one and everytime they use it I have to close all the windows in our house to keep from being smoked out.

Inconsiderate fvckwads. :|

Edit-I'm going to sneak over to their house sometime when they aren't home and hammer that thing into a pancake.