I did that in Two Pesos restaurant. The sign was in spanish, no pic, and no, habla espanol here. I went in, didn't see any urinal, jumped out right back. No one was there, so it never happened.:evil:
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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: rdgr8
LOL!
harold and kumar?
BATTLESH!TS
:laugh:
I remember this time before one of my hockey games, I went to take a piss in the washroom (which also has showers) and as I walked into the room I noticed 2 girsl taking a shower (their team had the dressing room attached to the other side of the washroom). I just kind stood there shocked for a moment and then one of them chimes in "ugh... can you leave please?"... I stood there for another moment, snapped to and said "oh... ya... sure thing."
I got caught in the ladies' room at work once. I thought the lady was gonna freak out on me and label me as some sort of a sex offender. The fact that there's a sofa, but no urinal should have been a dead giveaway, but instead, I was just confused, figured the guys in this building were just weird girly men, and went into a stall to take a dump.
Right after I sat down, I heard someone walk in. It sounded like the person who'd just come in was wearing shoes with hard surfaces.
Like the high heels.
Then I realized why there's no urinal in this bathroom, and why there's a fvcking sofa! I was about to take a dump in a women's bathroom, and there was a female worker standing right outside.
Fortunately I hadn't "started", so I just stepped out of the stall, and the lady looked at me funny(as a side note, she was rather hot), and I explained that I thought I was in the men's bathroom. Not smooth. She tried to make me feel better by saying that she makes the same mistake all the time. I left the room quickly. I felt like a dumbass.
In my defense, my office was in another building, and this was outside of my usual routine. I don't work there any more, but that's because I took another job for more money.
Right after I sat down, I heard someone walk in. It sounded like the person who'd just come in was wearing shoes with hard surfaces.
Like the high heels.
Then I realized why there's no urinal in this bathroom, and why there's a fvcking sofa! I was about to take a dump in a women's bathroom, and there was a female worker standing right outside.
Fortunately I hadn't "started", so I just stepped out of the stall, and the lady looked at me funny(as a side note, she was rather hot), and I explained that I thought I was in the men's bathroom. Not smooth. She tried to make me feel better by saying that she makes the same mistake all the time. I left the room quickly. I felt like a dumbass.
In my defense, my office was in another building, and this was outside of my usual routine. I don't work there any more, but that's because I took another job for more money.
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: rdgr8
LOL!
harold and kumar?
wait. there is scene like that in that movie? ifyes, then it'll be my must-see.
man, you just missed an opportunity to pick up a hot chick. You can continue the conversation by something like "you made same mistakes too? so what's your experience?"
Originally posted by: Phokus
I once took a dump in the ladies' bathroom in one of the campus buildings at around 2 in the monring on a dare. Girlie bathrooms are so nice and clean and actually smell good, unlike guy bathrooms
LOL. so when a girl takes a dump, it doesn't smell as bad as guys. LOL
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