So thats what a women's toilet looks like at Target.

[slycat]

I like shopping but large stores like Target can get confusing...signs all over the place, doors and corridors here and there...exits, entrances..etc. Finally got my stuff and went over to join the friggin long lines to pay. In the meantime, SO goes to restroom with her friend. Miraculously my line goes fast and i got out fast. Decided i'll go let some tinkle-tinkle too so went to toilet. Found a sign pointing to restroom, yeah its a MAN sign. Went into a stall(i prefer stalls with doors) right near the entrance and unzipped and went about with MrHappy. While doin my business i notice they have a strange box by the corner and theres like small tissues, and other colored plastic films etc..and as i looked closer, dammit...those are sanitary napkins...HAHA...which ass was using them in the male restroom i thought..idiotas. Damn peeps shouldn't be dumping those gnarly stuff here. :|

...hmm, then couple stalls over, i suddenly recognize my SO and friend's voices talking...hmm, wtf?...weird.

...OMGFFBBQWATERMELON!!!11ONE...can't be, i SAW a MAN sign! Zip up asap and ...ok..now i gots to do a ninja super-stealth move. Tenchu aka slycat transform!...Zipped right out, passed a few chicks coming in, no time for autographs, didn't stop to chat, got through exit, left Target.

...<calm> so whassup, what took u guys so long in the toilet, i've been chillin forever..</calm>

Brush up brothers, u never know when u need them ninja skillz...maybe some day u can be like me too.

 

[neutralizer]

LOL i did that once. but that's only cuz the door was wide open and accidentally walked into it. some chick was changing in it and almost saw me in the mirror, i was like sh!t and busted out my ninja stealth skills and sneaked out.

 

[wiredspider]

:laugh:

 

[Orsorum]

j00 pwn target!

 

[Encryptic]

I vote to change your name to "Not-So-Slycat"

 

[ScoobMaster]

Heh - I did that once in my college years. I didn't use any ninja skills though - just a quick wit. I was met with gawking stares from two ladies at the sink - I just said "So THIS is waht it looks like in a ladies room! Good - now I will be able to sleep tonight.......carry on now." and left (quite embarrassed)

 

[edro]

hahahaha, nice!

I like the ninja touch to the story!

But uh... didn't you notice that there were no urinals?

 

[Ogg]

:laugh:

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: slycat
I like shopping but large stores like Target can get confusing...signs all over the place, doors and corridors here and there...exits, entrances..etc. Finally got my stuff and went over to join the friggin long lines to pay. In the meantime, SO goes to restroom with her friend. Miraculously my line goes fast and i got out fast. Decided i'll go let some tinkle-tinkle too so went to toilet. Found a sign pointing to restroom, yeah its a MAN sign. Went into a stall(i prefer stalls with doors) right near the entrance and unzipped and went about with MrHappy. While doin my business i notice they have a strange box by the corner and theres like small tissues, and other colored plastic films etc..and as i looked closer, dammit...those are sanitary napkins...HAHA...which ass was using them in the male restroom i thought..idiotas. Damn peeps shouldn't be dumping those gnarly stuff here. :|

...hmm, then couple stalls over, i suddenly recognize my SO and friend's voices talking...hmm, wtf?...weird.

...OMGFFBBQWATERMELON!!!11ONE...can't be, i SAW a MAN sign! Zip up asap and ...ok..now i gots to do a ninja super-stealth move. Tenchu aka slycat transform!...Zipped right out, passed a few chicks coming in, no time for autographs, didn't stop to chat, got through exit, left Target.

...<calm> so whassup, what took u guys so long in the toilet, i've been chillin forever..</calm>

Brush up brothers, u never know when u need them ninja skillz...maybe some day u can be like me too.

sanitary napkins? what's that? what do they look like?

 

[Kelvrick]

Thats nothing. When I was in the dorms, we once didn't have enough toilet paper to TP a couple of guy's cars, so we took some extra ones out of the communal guy's bathroom (leaving some for use later), we raided all of the girl's communal bathrooms and took everything.

Of course, we got suspicious looks as we were caught walking out of the bathrooms with our hands full of toilet paper, but I used my ninja disguise technique on them. They didn't even say a word.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
LOL i did that once. but that's only cuz the door was wide open and accidentally walked into it. some chick was changing in it and almost saw me in the mirror, i was like sh!t and busted out my ninja stealth skills and sneaked out.

a true ninja would have been able to view the whole clothes changing without being detected.

 

[Doggiedog]

There were no mens bathrooms in the dorms at my ex-GF's women's college (Smith).

It was so surreal taking a shower or going to the bathroom and being surrounded by other women doing the same. Once I was taking a dump really late at night in the rear corner stall when someone comes in. She goes in the stall and rips the biggest fart I've ever heard. It was hard to believe it was a girl but it was.

 

[xcript]

Pics?

 

[ColdFusion718]

LOL nice. I've done that before at a movie theatre. It was so crowded outside, no one noticed me sneaking out of the ladies' restroom to go to the mens'.

 

[Pliablemoose]

A true ninja would have gotten pics...

I wandered into a Ladies Room in a Sam's Club once, it was a new one &amp; they reversed the RR's from the one I was used to...

I snuck out quickly.

 

[Twista]

you didnt bust out the camera phone that everyone has becept me?

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
There were no mens bathrooms in the dorms at my ex-GF's women's college (Smith).

It was so surreal taking a shower or going to the bathroom and being surrounded by other women doing the same. Once I was taking a dump really late at night in the rear corner stall when someone comes in. She goes in the stall and rips the biggest fart I've ever heard. It was hard to believe it was a girl but it was.

ROFLMAO. a few more of that, you might have lost interest in women and turned into gay. I know i certainly don't want to hear that.

 

[BooGiMaN]

so what were they talking about, where they in the same stall..together?!

/porn music bow chicka bow bow

 

[cronos]

LMAO

 

[Zim Hosein]

LOL

Cheers slycat :beer:

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: edro13
hahahaha, nice!

I like the ninja touch to the story!

But uh... didn't you notice that there were no urinals?

i usually go for stalls so since there was a stall right when i entered i never ventured in to look for urinals...thinking back, i could've sworn i saw some urinal looking things from teh corner of my eye..or maybe they were just sinks.

 

[0roo0roo]

i walked into the womens one at a theater once. hair stood up on the back of my neck a few steps in though. an endless row of stalls, thats not normal i got out alive ..all is well.

 

[moks78]

She goes in the stall and rips the biggest fart I've ever heard. It was hard to believe it was a girl but it was.

LOL!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: rdgr8

She goes in the stall and rips the biggest fart I've ever heard. It was hard to believe it was a girl but it was.

LOL!

harold and kumar?

 

[azncoffeeboi]

I was at a mall a year or so with my friends and we unknowingly walked into the womens bathroom. We diddnt mind that the toilets were all seats and we were really loud talking about stuff. We were then washing our hands and I told my friend "...Why is there a tampon machine in here....?" We looked at each other and boned out of the bathroom and there was a group of women waiting outside for us to leave.

good times...