So Rick Santorum is now going after....porn

[momeNt]

Well, I suppose ejaculating into an alter boy does make conception pretty unlikely . . .

There's a word for women who use the rhythm method of birth control: Pregnant.

lol we got a twofer with zingers in that one!

 

[BoberFett]

What's truly scary is not what this fool believes (or professes to at any rate) but the fact that he's actually getting votes.

Can we just end this union already and go back to a loose confederation of states?

 

[child of wonder]

I cannot WAIT for it to be found out that Santorum has a secret gay lover his wife is unaware of and that they choke and fuck each other while watching porn.

Oh the irony will be sweeter than the finest candy!!!!

 

[Deleted member 4644]

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http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/14/v...-catch-internet-porn-viewers-with-pants-down/

LOLOLOL.

HELLO Mitt Romeny, GOP 2012 Nominee.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Repost - http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2232753

But yeah, Santorum is a wacko and Romney will be nominated.

 

[Greenman]

It's so depressing to watch all these guy's implode.

 

[boochi]

 

[soundforbjt]

Santorum's birth control method...LOL!!

 

[werepossum]

LMAO!

 

[Sunburn74]

Political suicide. There is no other way around it. He might as well say he wants to outlaw beer or burgers or something.

 

[werepossum]

Santorum's birth control method...LOL!!

LOL Looks like I totally misunderstood the rhythm method.

 

[Ausm]

So this is what he does in between only having sex for procreation.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

They can take my porn when they pry my cold dead hands from my..... wait... I'm thinking of something else.

 

[werepossum]

They can take my porn when they pry my cold dead hands from my..... wait... I'm thinking of something else.

LOL!

 

[sportage]

Imagine if Santorum was president. Everything others do, believe, or want would be a "problem". Where as everything "HE" (Santorum) does, has done, believes would be just fine.
See the problem? Neither did Hitler...

 

[Rainsford]

What's truly scary is not what this fool believes (or professes to at any rate) but the fact that he's actually getting votes.

Can we just end this union already and go back to a loose confederation of states?

On issues like this, I feel like a loose confederation of states would be worse. People who think the government should be the sex police aren't evenly distributed, and while they might not be strong enough to influence the national agenda, they may be able to more strongly influence certain states.

 

[xBiffx]

I thought these were better.

 

[Craig234]

Funny enough, studies find that 9 of 10 top porn using states are red states (Hawaii being the blue exception). Gay porn states are evenly split.

 

[hal2kilo]

Is this guy out of his mind? Doesnt he know there are some economic problems that Americans are a little more concerned about. For a guy that probably hates Muslim's, him and the Taliban have alot in common. He has built up so much baggage trying to win over the kooks in the primary that he'll never be able to dig himself out if he actually gets the nomination.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/14/v...-catch-internet-porn-viewers-with-pants-down/

A true representative of the American Taliban.

 

[Ninjahedge]

No just cycle sex.

Considering hard core Catholics technically aren't supposed to ejaculate anywhere other than the vag, you are supposed to just have sex when you are least likely to conceive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods
http://www.cyclebeads.com/

It was called "the rhythm method" when I was taught many years ago.

Problem is, this is a rather unreliable method, and only works if you cut down to about 2 weeks of green-time per month.

Unless you like, well, messy-time sex (and even THAT poses a risk in the last day or two of the...time).

I am getting grossed out. I'm all feklempt. Tawk amongst yerselves......

 

[Ninjahedge]

BTW, he aint wanking in boochi's clip.

That's just where his heart is really located. That was self-imposed CPR to get it beating again during a debate.

 

[Zstream]

It was called "the rhythm method" when I was taught many years ago.

Problem is, this is a rather unreliable method, and only works if you cut down to about 2 weeks of green-time per month.

Unless you like, well, messy-time sex (and even THAT poses a risk in the last day or two of the...time).

I am getting grossed out. I'm all feklempt. Tawk amongst yerselves......

The rhythm method is no longer taught in catholic hospitals or churches....

 

[Ninjahedge]

I guess it is only pubic, I mean, public schools then?

 

[momeNt]

The rhythm method is no longer taught in catholic hospitals or churches....

It moved to a different name... natural family planning is now what is taught. It is more refined now where the woman has to check for signs of ovulation based on temperature and mucus observation.

It's shit like this that gives rise to people that are catholic in name only, very outdated views but it's not like the church will try to catch up, so we are left with an idiot like Santorum going after porn.

 

[dennilfloss]

So will Larry Flynt put up a bounty for any information that shows Santorum is a hypocrit, like he's done for such politicians in the past?