So my friend asks me...

[Juice Box]

"Hey, do you want a frozen banana?"

"No, but i DO want a regular banana later....so...Yeah"

RIP Mitch

 

[AnyMal]

It's a nice day out here today. :sun:

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

okay

 

[revnja]

cliffs?

 

[walla]

Originally posted by: adambooth
cliffs?

1. Frozen banana?
2. Thawed banana!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: walla

Originally posted by: adambooth
cliffs?

1. Frozen banana?
2. Thawed banana!

3. Profit?

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"Hey, do you want a frozen banana?"

"No, but i DO want a regular banana later....so...Yeah"

RIP Mitch

Sothat comic Mitch whatshisname really died? I thought it was just a publicity stunt.

 

[MaxDSP]

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. "Escalator temporarily stairs"

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. "Escalator temporarily stairs"

What if it runs backwards?

 

[NissanGurl]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. "Escalator temporarily stairs"

Sorry for the convenience.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. "Escalator temporarily stairs"

Sorry for the convenience.

haha yeah!

"This shirt says its Dry Clean only...which means...its dirty"

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. "Escalator temporarily stairs"

hahahah

 

[kinev]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Those jokes are teh funny! Who was this guy?

 

[Judgement]

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Judgement]

Thought I'd share this.

 

[amol]

One time, I saw forklift lift up a crate of forks. Now that was too literal for me.

 

- So as you may or may not know, we're making a CD of this performance. So now you can buy it and not recognize your own laugh.

- That must have been a short meeting: "Let's name this hotel 'Tree.'" "No, how about 'Doubletree?'" "Meeting adjourned."

 

[amol]

The thing about tennis is that, no matter how hard I practice, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fvcking relentless.

 

[amol]

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

 

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together."

 

[amol]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[Judgement]

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load sh!t into a truck.

 

[amol]

Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?

 

Originally posted by: Amol
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?

:laugh:!!!!!