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So me and your mom have been hangin' out.

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I wonder what alky's mom did to him as a kid to make him so obsessed with fucking momsD:

my mom was awesome raising me.

your mom was awesome fucking me.

Got hooked on the fucking part. Little Soundman doesn't realize he has a ton of my DNA in him being a second or third prodigy of mine.

Tell your mom to stop calling me...I was 12 and it was a one time thing. It's been 30 years now she calls everyday.

lolz.
 
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my mom was awesome raising me.

your mom was awesome fucking me.

What you don't understand is that this really your unconscious mind attempting to normalize and compensate for the abnormal things that happened to you as a child. As I see it it is one 2 things, either your mom was banging tons of random dudes when you were a kid or you had some sort of infatuation with your own mother. Either way it is time to see a therapist.
 
What you don't understand is that this really your unconscious mind attempting to normalize and compensate for the abnormal things that happened to you as a child. As I see it it is one 2 things, either your mom was banging tons of random dudes when you were a kid or you had some sort of infatuation with your own mother. Either way it is time to see a therapist.

That was a great rhetorical!

Knowing your mom I agree wholeheartedly with your memory.
 
That was a great rhetorical!

Knowing your mom I agree wholeheartedly with your memory.

Using the "I know you are but what am I" defense is another excellent example of the damaged child inside you that is trying to be heard. I'm going to take a guess and say your dad wasn't around when you were a kid and that he left when you were about 10 years old or even younger.
 
Using the "I know you are but what am I" defense is another excellent example of the damaged child inside you that is trying to be heard. I'm going to take a guess and say your dad wasn't around when you were a kid and that he left when you were about 10 years old or even younger.

Well shit, bro...since everything you stated was nowhere near true for me; I thought your were talking about your own pathetic life. My home life was awesome.

Pretty much had everything I wanted Atari 2600, Intellivision, an Apple //e in 1983 or so, then a fully-restored 1966 Mustang GT at 16. Gas money, insurance paid, the whole silver spoon thing I guess.

Sucks to be you I guess taking a joke thread so serious.
 
So at 16 you were given a 20 year old car that was fully restored? Was it totaled in an accident? Bent frame? Can't imagine a 20 year old car needing restoration.
 
So at 16 you were given a 20 year old car that was fully restored? Was it totaled in an accident? Bent frame? Can't imagine a 20 year old car needing restoration.

20 year old cars don't look like this out of the box bro:

The body was straight, hardly even any rust. I think it had about 60k miles on it. We also purchased a 1965 GT with 12,000 miles on it but it was stored improperly so a lot of the sheet metal failed. It provided nice cores like the ac unit, rally pack, etc so some of the work was a bit more reasonable. Between the purchase price of the car ($3600) and the work it was around $40k. The car would not sell for that, but it wasn't built as something to flip.

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I handed it off to my dad around 1990 and picked up an 1988 GT with T-tops and pretty much put the full FMS catalog on it at the time. It had about 12,000 miles on it.
 
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