alkemyst
No Lifer
I handed off your dad that same year.
Dude that was me. Your mom was never exactly straight with you.
Glad I pack OC, a knife and a 9mm.
I handed off your dad that same year.
I don't know about that but there is one delusional mofo.
He's being used as bait.
He inflames people they want to ban, they fall for it, BAN.
That plus ad revenue.
It must suck to be grounded in room with just a computer and an internet connection.
Why would I be mad, it's an OT thread? You keep bringing this up for some reason.(and don't stalk to other subforums you don't usually visit, it really takes away from the impact here and shows you're taking it personally.)
Very little of the responses above actually made any sense.
It's not funny if it doesn't make sense.
Slow down a bit and take some time with your rebuttals, it's funnier that way. Take a breath, reply, take a breath, reply, etc.
Like I said before, you get too excited and start misspelling and not making sense. Vaginas, Cover Girl, etc? When you begin to ramble, people stop paying attention. Stick with what you know.
Wow, those UD entries are years old. Nothing truly changes, does it?
chris your mom just called, she said to tell you to grow up
Wow, let's do real names here and make me feel scared. I am sure you have my address too.
My mom tells me to grow up at times. Like when I drove to SC to pull my current g/f out of her bad marriage a few months ago.
i didnt have to look it up, your mom gave it to me. we're pretty close, we play bridge together every wednesday.
i would tell my son to grow up too if he kept getting snookered by desperate women seeking gullible prince bailout
My new favorite sex position is called WOW
That's where I flip your MOM over
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Dude that was me. Your mom was never exactly straight with you.
Glad I pack OC, a knife and a 9mm.
imposter moms, they all want to be mine. My mom will never play bridge.
Hey Alky,
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
Ones a sick duck and the other... Well I don't remember how it ends but your Mothers A Whore!
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looks like theres a lot she doesnt tell you! i was over all night playing backgammon once
11/10
First worthy thing posted in the thread.
Did you grow up with polio or something?
nope, i just didnt grow up to be a savage
lol at throwing out savage.
Keep up the good fight brudah.
My new favorite sex position is called WOW
That's where I flip your MOM over
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