So last month I go home to find my dad..

[darkswordsman17]

Man, who's your dad, R Kelly?

He "somehow" managed to unlock the door and open the curtains and then pee on you without you knowing it? I bet he got it on video tape too and its been spread all over the internet.

LOL! Thats disturbing though.

 

[Frew]

EDIT: OOps replyed to wrong topic

 

[notfred]

Windex is not an insecticide.

 

[maziwanka]

HAHAHA. i just read this for the first time.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: clamum
Your dad pissed on you? That's... interesting.

Sounds like a possible fetish to me.





Ausm

 

[DaFinn]

:Q how did I miss tis thread before...

 

[novasatori]

I can't stop laughing at OP....

... In the library.

Everyone is looking at me weird.

 

[midwestfisherman]

OMG! LMAO!! too funny....everyone in the cubicals around are wondering WTH I'm laughing at.......hahahahahaha

 

[Brutuskend]

...Tits on a Nun, balls on a Priest and these G0D damn PISS ANTS"

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: notfred
Windex is not an insecticide.

lol

It will kill ants, though.

 

[forumJunkie]

haha thats serious ownage!! how are u going to let him ... piss on you?? haha thanks for making my day!

 

[Turkish]

very very WTFOMGBBQ! :Q

 

[Ninjja]

this is so disturbing. for a number of reasons.

 

[bunker]

Since we're talking about water sports.....

I had a roomate in college wake me up at 3am asking me to shave his head (I was the resident barber at the time). Now he didn't want me to shave his head bald, just kind of like a monk, a big ass bald spot in the middle of his head so he could still wear a hat and you wouldn't notice. Me being a drunken college student, I immediately jumped out of bed and started shaving.

The next night my other drunken roomate says "Jim, I wanna piss on your bald spot"

Jim is sitting on the couch, the other roomate stands on the back of the couch and whips it out, no one thought he would do it, but sure enough a trickle starts coming out, landing on the bald spot.

Jim proceeded to beat the living sh*t out of the pissing roommate which me and my other roomate should have stopped after a certain point but couldn't because we were rolling around on the floor laughing (yes, I just spelled out rofl) and couldn't move.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: bunker
Since we're talking about water sports.....

I had a roomate in college wake me up at 3am asking me to shave his head (I was the resident barber at the time). Now he didn't want me to shave his head bald, just kind of like a monk, a big ass bald spot in the middle of his head so he could still wear a hat and you wouldn't notice. Me being a drunken college student, I immediately jumped out of bed and started shaving.

The next night my other drunken roomate says "Jim, I wanna piss on your bald spot"

Jim is sitting on the couch, the other roomate stands on the back of the couch and whips it out, no one thought he would do it, but sure enough a trickle starts coming out, landing on the bald spot.

Jim proceeded to beat the living sh*t out of the pissing roommate which me and my other roomate should have stopped after a certain point but couldn't because we were rolling around on the floor laughing (yes, I just spelled out rofl) and couldn't move.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[MrDingleDangle]

omg this thread is awesome

 

[EyeMWing]

BEST. THREAD. EVAR.

 

[caivoma]

lol, this is awesome.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
My dad used to buy Ivory soap in bulk, unwrap them and stack them together in the bathroom. He said by drying them out, they would last longer.

Go figure.

This works,but better in a dry closet.

If you unwrap new bar of soap,especially Ivory,there is a lot of dampness in the soap;
if you let them sit unwrapped like in a wicker basket,the soap gets drier/harder,and lasts longer.

I am old enough to have tried it and do it.
Oh and I remember to buy extra,soap/ ANd toilet paper,before I run out.
Sometimes forget to buy bread,and milk the day before tho,LOL>

 

[murphy55d]

All I can say is...

Dan, you must have some pretty big balls to admit this on a forum, especially ATOT.












Can your dad provide pics to prove it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

Seriously though, cheers bro. :thumbsup:

 

[murphy55d]

Oh yeah, whats the story with him catching you spanking your crank? I don't remember that thread.

 

[imthebadguy]

ok another off topic story: to inflict revenge on me when i poured ice cold water while my dad was taking a shower, he proceeds to somehow unlock the door, open the curtains, and piss on me while i take a shower. I got thoroughly owned.
.

hahahahahahhahhahah damn, yu0 g0t pwn3d