So Jesus walks into a hotel...

[alien42]

10/10 for all jesus jokes in this thread

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
damn, he went there

 

[Miramonti]

careful, you're playing with you're [after]life.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I hope the clerk didn't leave him hanging!

lol...quality.

 

[Booty]

Nope, actually haven't seen The Crow - a buddy of mine told me the joke this weekend in an Easter card - wrong, huh? And I knew I could count on some guys on here to post jokes worse than mine... (that was a great one M4H)!

 

[CtK]

LOL

 

[cavemanmoron]

Replying to Topic: So Jesus walks into a hotel...
Created On 03/28/2005 12:33 PM by Booty

Originally posted by: Booty
...walks up to the front desk, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

:thumbsdown:

 

[toekramp]

why did jesus cross the road?




he was nailed to the chicken.

 

[DeMeo]

How come Jesus doesn't like M&Ms?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

 

[Francodman]

Originally posted by: toekramp
why did jesus cross the road?




he was nailed to the chicken.

hahaha that one never gets old

 

[bandana163]

Great thread.

 

[DeMeo]

Did you ever notice at the top of the crucifix - the letters INRI ?


acronym for: I'm Nailed Right In

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis

Great thread.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Vaerilis

Great thread.

i agree

 

[toekramp]

Why did Jesus go to the beauty parlor?


To get his nails redone

 

[Gibson486]

i am going to hell

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
i am going to hell

well at least you'll be with good company

 

[alien42]

mr miller, owner of the company miller nails goes to an ad agency to come up with a new promotional campaign. the ad agency comes back to him with a poster of jesus on the cross and it says 'use miller nails'. mr miller filps out and says we cant use this or we will be crucified, come up with something else. the ad agency comes back to him with a new poster of jesus running from a bunch of roman soldiers and it says 'should have used miller nails'

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: alien42
mr miller, owner of the company miller nails goes to an ad agency to come up with a new promotional campaign. the ad agency comes back to him with a poster of jesus on the cross and it says 'use miller nails'. mr miller filps out and says we cant use this or we will be crucified, come up with something else. the ad agency comes back to him with a new poster of jesus running from a bunch of roman soldiers and it says 'should have used miller nails'

hahahahah

 

[markgm]

I laughed...time to go to confession again ;-) And Easter just passed!

 

[Svnla]

The OP is officially won't be admit to heaven..LOL

<<<---- is not into religious. Just hot women and fast cars.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: markgm
I laughed...time to go to confession again ;-) And Easter just passed!

tell it to your priest, $10 says he chuckles a little. :laugh:

 

[Kasper4christ]

after the inital shock value wears off...

for those who "arn't religious" why would this be funny? because its makin fun of Christians right?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Kasper4christ
after the inital shock value wears off...

for those who "arn't religious" why would this be funny? because its makin fun of Christians right?

No.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Booty
...walks up to the front desk, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

"potentially"??