So Jesus walks into a hotel...

[Booty]

...walks up to the front desk, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Booty
...walks up to the front desk, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

ouch

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Booty
...walks up to the front desk, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

:laugh:

 

[MaxDSP]

damn, he went there

 

[halik]

bada-bing!

 

[imported_Hi]

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

heh heh heh...


Not bad. I got a grin.

 

[Red Dawn]

I hope the clerk didn't leave him hanging!

 

[Bootprint]

So that is what this guy is doing.

 

[Kev]

so.... old.....

 

[PunDogg]

hahahha

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I hope the clerk didn't leave him hanging!

/throws rotten tomato

 

[Mucho]

Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?
A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting.

 

[dquan97]

1/10...take lesson from Brutuskend

 

[Arkitech]

after reading this post I feel as if I need to pray

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

3/10, gave me half a smile

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Arkitech
after reading this post I feel as if I need to pray

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

*spreads arms to side*

Because he's hung like this!

- M4H

 

[slackerinabox]

Guess no one saw the crow..

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Why do the ladies love Jesus?

*spreads arms to side*

Because he's hung like this!

- M4H

Hahahaha :laugh::laugh:

*slaps knee and wipes a tear*

 

[sandorski]

rofl

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Arkitech
after reading this post I feel as if I need to pray

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Guess no one saw the crow..

My exact thoughts.

This joke is told in the movie The Crow that came out 11 years ago.

 

[meltdown75]

:shocked: infinity

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: dquan97
1/10...take lesson from Brutuskend

Yeah, don't quit your day job.