So it's 2:30 a.m...and a girl who lives 3 floors below me

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Originally posted by: Syringer
who I haven't talked to in months IMs me and wants me to come kill a spider in their place..

What's it with girls and spiders?:confused:
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First of all, lol at the whole thread - this is hillarious!

To the OP: I have no idea. My ex was like that though. I was at her apartment one night when she found a spider in her bathtub - and she just flipped out :p Yelled at me to come squish it, which I did, but that still didn't convince her. She took my boot out of my hand and proceeded to beat on it for a while longer, until there was nothing left but a couple legs and an unidenfiable smudge in the bottom of the tub.

Nate
 
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at least you went and killed it (i hope.) there was a spider crawling around the other day and my bf started shrieking like a little girl having me kill it.

wuss.
 
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Jhill

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Maybe he got jiggy with it and slept over at her house and she is making him breakfast right now.

On the other hand maybe not.
 
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Aharami

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Dress up as some goofy outfit-made-of-household-items super hero and charge around her appartment warning the spider and other evil things before dueling to the death with it. She'll get a kick out of it and ask you over more often (or never talk to you again).
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haha i vote for this! LMAO
 
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Neighbor lady (who is not a MILF) knocked on my door one night because there was a praying mantis on the wall by her front door and she was afraid to even get near it. I believe her exact were words were "Can you help me? There's a monster outside my door". I saw it, mumbled something like "oh, a praying mantis .. it's harmless" .. I wanted to explain to her that it was a beneficial insect and harmless to humans, etc., but I was just a wee bit stoned at the time, so I must have made an odd appearance... I picked him(her) up, admired him(her) for a couple seconds, and tossed him(her) into the bushes, smiled and said "no problem" and fumbled my way back inside.

Moral of the story? Update the goddamn post!
 
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AkumaX

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tell her you kill spiders in the nude

what animal first has 9 legs, then 8, then 9, then 8...?

huh huh huh...
 
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PoPPeR

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come on guys, read the damn thread! It's already been established that the spider got him
 
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This thread was of high enough quality that I got a quote from it. I demand an update!!!!
 
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PanzerIV

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Syringer vs Spider. Apparently the spider won!! One would hope he spent the night with the damsel in distress but of course since this is ATOT we know he didn't. :D
 
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I dont' know what's worse, Syringer for not updating, or everybody sitting here asking for an update on a freakin' spider. :confused:
 
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
I dont' know what's worse, Syringer for not updating, or everybody sitting here asking for an update on a freakin' spider. :confused:
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I don't think anyone cares about a spider. We are wondering if he bumped uglies or not.
 
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